The "GOATs"
"Common" Knowledge
Recency Bias
Who's that Character?
Easy Points
100

This "GOAT" conspires with Riot Games nearly every year for Worlds when the situation is dire and is the luckiest player to ever grace the League of Legends Esports scene. Despite these crazy narratives, nobody seems to talk about the fact that this player has lost the most Worlds Finals games as well, and will do so once again on Saturday. AND, this player has won just one of the last ten LCK splits and hasn't won MSI since 2017. XD

Faker

100
Everyone knows that Baron Nashor spawns in a normal Summoner's Rift game at 20 minutes into the game, but what is the respawn timer for said monstrosity?

Six minutes

100

A recently discovered phenomena, where one person in particular, inexplicably does the least amount of damage in a League of Legends game despite playing aggressive, early-game champions with offensive summoner spells.

Crandall's Law

100

Singy-song lady.

Taylor Swift

100

Katarina beats these champions in lane.

None

200

For a small fee of $350, you, too, can become a master of League of Legends, courtesy of this "GOAT":

Neace

200

The first minion wave is worth this amount of gold.

105

200

Newly found Clash pocket pick and Arcane war criminal.

Singed

200

"D-Kane!!! Hold it down!"

Goddard (the mechanical K-9)

200

I told you this was easy points; have +200 points!

Hooray!

300

A gas leak almost caused this "GOAT" to lose his reputation as the Super Top of League of Legends.

Hashinshin

300

What is the optimal Ryze combo?

Q E Q AA W Q E Q AA

300

The liberal takeover of League of Legends has ruined a handful of characters. What do the following characters all have in common?: Varus, Neeko, Diana, Leona, Nami, Twisted Fate, Graves, K'Sante, Vi, Caitlyn, Nidalee, and Rell

GAY LMAO

300

As a short, wizard hat-wearing enchantress says: "that squirrel looks familiar."

Sandy Cheeks

300

Don't believe everything on the Internet, kids; -300 points!

Unfortunate for you!

400

This "GOAT" has done hilarious things such as playing against Dark Zada on Nautilus jungle while fully zoomed in as well as leaking his former friend's abortion for Internet points.

Tarzaned

400

This Rioter from Hartford, Wisconsin has an in-game item named after him. Which item is it?

Guinsoo's Rageblade

400

Rising ADC star Riley has recently celebrated his first two pentakills in League of Legends. What were the two champions that this feat was accomplished with?

Miss Fortune and Jinx

400

This character has the ability to transform into several different forms in order to adapt to the needed situation at hand.

Ben 10

400

This player has achieved the rank of Master across multiple roles and seasons in League of Legends as well as other Riot Games. They have also out-peaked one specific individual despite half the total game time and not paying 120 Euros to a European Veigar one-trick to coach them on Rengar top of all things and another who mains a mech suit rat who has been nothing but nerfed for eight straight times over the past year and still is picked in professional play to this day.

CJ

500

This "GOAT" would love to play celestial champions such as Annie and Zoe, given that it wouldn't be inappropriate in his jurisdiction.

Dr. Disrespect

500

Everyone knows that the Ignite summoner spell damages enemies over time, but what is the actual damage tick rate?

1.056 seconds

500

The disciples of the Church of CJ follow the pathway to greatness on the Howling Abyss. List the FULL buildpath, in order, as well as the needed summoner spells to reach enlightenment.

Build: Heartsteel, NO BOOTS, Bamis, TEAR IF NECESSARY, Unending Despair, Spirit Visage, Sunfire/Hollow Radiance (depending on matchups), Jaksho, Warmogs, Elixir of Iron, 6+ hats

Summoners: Snowball and Ghost

500

This gooey character could cause havoc on the rift due to its body being extremely malleable, potentially allowing it to jump over walls that would otherwise be impassible by other characters.

Goomy

500

Easy points!

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