Fancy Feast!
Think Outside the Cardboard box
Whiskers and Worms
Who what when where why?
I dont get paid enough for this!
100

What do you call a sad strawberry? 

A blueberry! 

100

Why is the number 6 scared of the number 7? 

Because 7 8 9! (7 ate 9) 

100

What do clams like to do on their birthdays? 

Shellabrate! 

100

How do you make Antifreeze? 

You take her blanket away! 

100

Why does Waldo always wear stripes? 

He doesnt want to be spotted!

200
What's the highest rank in the popcorn army? 

Kernel! 

200

Who was victorious in the fight between 2019 and 2020? 

2021! (2020 won!) 

200

What do you call bears with no ears? 

B!

200

How many wives can a Monk have? 

Nun!

200

How does a farmer fix a hole in his pants? 

a Cabbage Patch! 

300

Where does someone learn to make ice cream? 

Sundae School! 

300

Who is the coldest family member of all? 

Antartica! (Aunt-Artica)

300

Why did the goose call his insurance agent? 

to lower his de-duck-tible! 

300

Why's it safe to throw soda cans at people? 

They're soft drinks! 

300

What do you need to work at an Australian Zoo? 

Koalafications! 

400

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? 

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine! 

400

What kind of plants go in a bathroom? 

Toilet-Trees! 

400

Where does a cow go to get insurance!? 

State Farm

400

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? 

Outlaws are wanted! 

400

DAILY DOUBLE!!  

What kind of music does a therapist listen to?

500

What do you call a smoothie filled with Granola? 

A Roughie! 
500

DAILY DOUBLE!!  

What is the leading cause of dry skin in America?

500

What branch of service did Bugs Bunny serve in? 

the Hare-Force!

500

CHEERS! 

I visited a monastery. As I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips!  I asked, are you the Friar?? 

He said no, I am....  

500

Why do we not hear many jokes about Paper? 

They're tear-able!  

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