Autumn Says
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Bad Times
Gay
100

Similar to "I will tell the truth"

Not gonna lie

100

Webster defines this term as "prolonged and usually abnormal inability to obtain adequate sleep "

Insomnia

100

There are many different sizes of bottled alcohol. Autumn usually buys this

Handle

100

She's Attacking the TV! She's Attacking Isaac! Someone Protect the Cake!

Autumn's 20th Birthday

100

Taylor

200

Similar to "That is correct"

That's Right

200

This category on Netflix has nearly been exhausted by Autumn

True Crime

200

It's what you get when you mix powder, liquor, and a reused water bottle

Crystal Lite & Vodka

200

15 Hours of arguing across 6 states just to get to this State and City

Palm Coast, Florida

200

The Jewel of Washington, MO and Queen of 411 S. First Street

Lydia

300

A common saying when Autumn thinks she's offending someone but actually hasn't

I just feel bad

300

Rapid Eye Movement occurs during dreaming. Because Autumn does this, you can see her experience it

Sleep with her eyes open

300

"These taste like sharpie" is how Ryan described this thing served at Taylor's 20th birthday

Jello Shots

300

Pack your bags and mop the floors, we're moving out

Reggie's House

300

He Stars in his own series of Marvel movies as well as the Avengers Franchise

Iron Man

400

The first line of the final verse of the song "Highwayman"

I fly a Star ship!

400

6 days out of 7, Autumn wears this brand of clothing well known for it's lingerie and lounge wear

Pink

400

It's currently snowing in Lewis County, which means Bennie Westhoff's wife is this

Frozen Margarita

400

Can you hear that? Autumn can't because of this holiday

Independence Day

400

Not Chris Rock, but close

Reece

500

Another way to remark on how unbelievable or ridiculous a situation is

That's Wild

500

Einstein theorized that time moves different relative to your position. Which might explain why Autumn is chronically this

Late

500

There's dessert wine, and then there's wine named after desserts

Cupcake Moscato

500

Everyone was sad and drank too much and stopped being single (Even Angela temporarily!)

Fall Semester 2018

500

Not named Sue, although he wrote a song about a boy with that name

Johnny Cash

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