Science Jokes
UCLA
Movies
Music
Dad Jokes
100

What did everyone think when oxygen and magnesium started dating?

O MG

100

UCLA Mascot(s)

Joe and Jose Bruin

100

Harrison Ford - Series about an archaeologist finding certain artifacts

Indiana Jones

100

If young Metro don't trust you...

I'm gon shoot you

100

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

200

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Bury-um

200

UCLA rival school

USC

200

A scientist and a kid travel through time in a DeLorean

Back to the future

200

In this song a certain character just wants to build stuff in the snow

Do you wanna build a snowman -Frozen

200

Why can't you trust atoms?

They make up everything

300

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

They're always working with solutions

300

Andre's signature catchphrase

Excuse me, boss, can I ask you a question?

300

Tom Hanks - movie about a man who was present in many historical events

Forrest Gump

300

This song is mostly in a different language and there is a dance just for it ("HEYYYYY ______), very popular around the world in 2012

Gangnam Style -PSY

300

Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels

400

Why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? Hint: Newton

A body at rest stays at rest

400

UCLA tradition before taking an exam

Rubbing Bruin Bear paw

400

Janet Leigh - A secretary steals $40,000 from her employer's client 

Psycho

400

In this song, the artist is celebrating her 22nd birthday

22 - Taylor Swift

400

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie into it.

500

Why were oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon wearing suits and ties?

They were a formyl group

500

U-C-LLLLLLLLL-A!

8 clap

500

Hayao Miyazaki's twist on a girl who goes into a forest where things are very different than in the real world

Spirited Away

500

This singer believes that starships were meant to fly 

Nicki Minaj

500

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

X

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