Joe's Perspective
Becky's Perspective (According to Joe)
Dating
Preferences
Love
100

If Joe could get rid of anything in Becky’s wardrobe, what article of clothing would he dump?

Her underwear, because she won’t stop complaining about them.

100

What is the bride-to-be’s dream job?

To be an event coordinator for a major library.

100

What was your first official date?

Remember, remember the fifth grade of November. That’s all I know.

100

If Joe were an animal, what type of animal would he be and why?

She will know this. I would also be a river otter for the same reasons as she would be... because they are cute, and they always have fun.

100

Joe's favorite gift from the bride-to-be? 

Definitely my sword!

200

 What is the one item the bride-to-be cannot not live without?

Her giant purse 👜

200

If she could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Any European country in the north where it is cold

200

When and where was your first kiss with the bride-to-be?

On her couch.

200

If the bride-to-be were an animal, what type of animal would she be and why?  

She would be a river otter because they are cute, and they always have fun.

200

What do you think the bride-to-be loves most about you?

 She loves that she can be her goofy self around me.

300

You’ve gone to Publix to pick up milk. On a whim, you decide to get Becky a little surprise treat. What would the treat be?

Dark chocolate and some lube.

300

If the bride-to-be could move anywhere without having to worry about a job or family, where would it be? 

She would probably go back to NYC, but I would like to move to Montana.

300

What do you think is the bride-to-be’s favorite memory of your relationship?  

I would say when I proposed.

300

What does Joe think the bride-to-be’s favorite gift is from him?

A sword or something Scottish.

300

What does Joe love the most about the bride-to-be?

I love that I can be my goofy self around her. We have a lot of fun just doing silly stuff.

400

What is Joe’s dream car?

BMW M3, she will not know the “M3” part.

400

She won $1 million. What's the first thing she buys/spends it on?

Either a house, or she is going to improve the house in some way.

400

What is Joe's favorite memory of his relationship with the bride-to-be?  

I loved when she drug me to an Offspring concert. I didn’t want to go be a it was Friday and I was tired from a long week, but it ended being very fun.

400

  One item Joe cannot live without? 

His car

400

What one thing did Becky care about most in terms of the wedding?

EVERYTHING!!!

500

Given a free pass to sleep with any celebrity who would Joe choose?

Becky is a celebrity in our house

500

What one thing of Joe’s would Becky most want to throw away?

Any article of clothing Joe leaves on the floor.

500

 When Becky says, “Joe, they’re playing our song” what song are they playing?

The Journey “small town girl song” or anything by The Distillers… or Flogging Molly… or maybe something else… I don’t know.

500

What is the bride-to-be’s most obnoxious habit? What is the groom-to-be's most obnoxious habit?

She chews with her mouth open at home, not at restaurants.

Joe sleeps too much, and can’t pay attention.

500

Complete this sentence: I knew I had found the love of my life when she ____________________.

Knew who The Distillers were.

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