mom 1
Your friend ask to the night at your house on a saturday so your momma says
TBHCC
they better have church clothes
Any time you say "mom why not" she says
BISS
Because I said so
You all your dad something and he knows he'll get in trouble if he says yes so he tells you this
GAYM
Go ask yo mama
This is what grandma say when a little kid is running around with nothing but a T-shirt on regardless of the weather
TBNACO
That baby need a coat on
One of your older cousins decides to bring food to the cookout but they can't cook so this is the response of all the brave souls who try it
TAI
this ain't it
Your mom is enraged with you for something you did but you need money this field trip so you ask her and she says
GGMP/w
Go get my purse and/or wallet
with the eyeroll you don't get the points if you don't roll your eyes
when you leave the house your mama says you better
ALYGSHTAct like you got some home training
You doing something wrong it makes your mama angry then you do it again and then she says
KOPWM
Keep on playing with me
Soembody is telling black folks what they got to do and so black folks say this
IDGTDNBBBAD
I don't got to do nothing but be black and die
Your wrestling with your cousin at the cookout and you end up breaking something so your auntie says
BITTW
Blood is thicker than water
when you ride past a fast food restaurant and you ask for this specific establishment your mama may say
DYHMM?
Do you have mcdonald's money?
Your mama just beat you and your crying and stuff then she says
KOCIGYSTCA
Keep on crying and I'll give you something to cry about
When your mama talking to her freind on the a landline and she says this
SPOMDP
Stop playing on my dang phone
What every Black person says when you're giving another black person a compliment
ITGLY
Im trying to get like you
some random old guy that you do not know walks up to you at the cookout to and says this
YPDRMDY
You probably don't remember me do you
Your mom cussed you out in church and she says this to you
FYFBIFIFY
Fix you face before i fix it for you
It's summer and the neighbors are playing outside and you ask her if you can play too your mama may say
DBRIAOMH
Don't be running in and outside my house
Any time you try to outsmart your mama she says this
DILLBBTF?
Do I look like boo-boo the fool?
When somebody says the wrong thing to a black woman her signature line is
IKYNTTM
I know you not talking to me
One of your peoples says something absolutely ridiculous so you say to them
WTDTA
where they do that at
When you were a child and you were rapping lyrics in the car your mom would say this
YBKTSWLYKTS
You better know that school work like you know that song
When you're looking for something and you can't find so you ask your mama and she says this to you
IIGUAFIIBYA
If I get up and find it Imma beat yo a
Your mama tells you
IWBANBNLNcuz you think she stupid
I was born at night but not last night
the first thing black folks say when they about to lie
SWHHW
See what had happened was
Someone is talking to you about a messy situation that you have no business giving input on so you say
MNBAIAII
My name bennett and I ain't in it