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Word Problems Miss Meladie's Crew
What is IT?
Word Problems for the Piper-Seifert Crew
Wally World - Big Stuff
Word Puzzles
100
A 52 OZ. bottle of Nature's Nectar OJ fer $3.25. Too high, too low, or just right.
Just right, sucka!
100
Banks trained one dozen fleas to attack McKenna in his sleep.
How many fleas did she train?
12, sucka!
100
Viewmaster, fool!
100
Johnny woke up and found 7 dozen eggs splattered on the windshield of his new Plymouth Fury pedal car. He suspects Wells.
How many eggs were splattered on Johnny's windshield?
84 eggs
100
A 13 gallon kitchen trash can fer $12.98 Too high, too low, or just right?
Too low, Dusty Jo -- it be $16.98
100
What's this?
yourself
yourself
c yourself
yourself
See for yourself
200
A gallon of Milo's Sweet Tea fer $3.28. Is it too high, too low, or just right?
Just Right!
200
Loucks threw 2 pairs of slippers at Banks.
How many slippers did she throw?
4, punk!
200
Troll Doll, Baby!
200
Destiny was blinded by the light reflecting off of Auggie's toothpaste legs. She passed out for 5 dozen minutes before being revived by one of Barrett's burps.
How many minutes was she out?
60 minutes
200
A Phillips 50" smart TV fer $325.00 Too high, too low, or just right?
It's a lie. Too high. Real price is $258.00, sucka
200
U N D E R S T A N D
I
I understand
300
L'oven Fresh Bagels - six in a bag fer $1.79 Too high, too low, or just right?
Too low, Joe -- real price is $2.19
300
Joe-Joe-Made-It-Go dodged a dozen dodgeballs before Miss Tracie got hit in the face. How many balls did Joe dodge?
12 suckas!
300
Pogs
300
Damron hates school, but she only has 5 days left before she can go home and hate summer. If a school day is 7 hours long, how many more hours does Damron have to suffer?
35 hours
300
A Huffy 26" 18-speed women's mountain bike for $119.00 Too high, too low, or just right?
Whoa, too high. Real price is $98.00
300
m e r e p e a t
Repeat after me
400
A 12 OZ. package ov Maple Pork Sausage Links fer $2.85. Too high, too low, or just right?
My, my, my, even The Demon knows it be too high. Real price is $2.45
400
Cubillo's chromebook spent 2 full weeks in Google Prison for love-note violations during school.
How many day was the chromebook in prison?
14 days
400
Hungry Hungry Hippos
400
In 3 years at MMS, Granny dated about 2 dozen boys each year.
She officially broke up with half of them, so technically she's still married to the other half.
How many dudes is Granny still attached to?
36 - Whew!
400
A Tao Tronics window air conditioner -- 10,200 BTU -- that's your big boy for $189.00 Too high, too low, or just right?
Too low Jon Than -- real price is $262.42
400
L O F A L L I N G V E
Falling in love
500
A 16 OZ. can O' refried beans fer $1.99. Is it too high, too low, or just right?
To high, senorita! Real price is $.99 or like 1,000 pesos
500
Carlea and Luke celebrated his tortoise's birthday on Friday. He is now one century old.
How old is Luke's tortoise?
100 years old
500
Big Wheel, Dudette!
500
Jase fell asleep 1st hour and woke up in a parallel universe. In that universe, it was just Jase and his phone.
But when his phone rang once, one dozen more phones appeared there. When it rang a second time another dozen phones appeared.
If this pattern continues, how many new phones will there be after his phone rings 3 times?
36 phones, fool!
500
An Igloo 72-Quart Ice Chest Cooler, Baby, fer $175.00. Too high, too low, or just right?
Too high, Wahone. Real price is $144.00
500
V A D E R S
Space Invaders
600
A 1 lb. package of grass fed beef patties $6.99 Too high, too low, or just right?
Too high, Muchumbo! They're only $4.99
600
Nolan-san spent one whole minute almost crying yesterday.
How many seconds is that?
60
600
Speak and Spell
600
Dom owes 250 sentences to Miss Morgan on Friday.
Charles owes triple that amount.
How many sentences does Charles owe?
750
600
An Onn 100-watt CD Stereo Boom Box fer $85.00 Too high, too low, or just right?
Just right, Grasshooper!
600
R O O D
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