A 52 OZ. bottle of Nature's Nectar OJ fer $3.25. Too high, too low, or just right.
Just right, sucka!
Banks trained one dozen fleas to attack McKenna in his sleep.
How many fleas did she train?
12, sucka!
Viewmaster, fool!
Johnny Wahone woke up and found 7 dozen eggs splattered on the windshield of his new Plymouth Fury pedal car. He suspects the Leprechaun.
How many eggs were splattered on Wahone's windshield?
84 eggs
A 13 gallon kitchen trash can fer $12.98 Too high, too low, or just right?
Too low, Dusty Jo -- it be $16.98
What's the middle name?
O J S X A N
Jaxson -- Leprechaun
What's this?
yourself
yourself
c yourself
yourself
See for yourself
A gallon of Milo's Sweet Tea fer $3.28. Is it too high, too low, or just right?
Just Right!
Loucks threw 2 pairs of slippers at Banks.
How many slippers did she throw?
4, punk!
Troll Doll, Baby!
Destiny was blinded by the light reflecting off of Barrett's toothpaste legs. She passed out for 5 dozen minutes before being revived by one of Barrett's burps.
How many minutes was she out?
60 minutes
A Phillips 50" smart TV fer $325.00 Too high, too low, or just right?
It's a lie. Too high. Real price is $258.00, sucka
What's the middle name?
U L S L E R S
Russell - Joe
U N D E R S T A N D
I
I understand
L'oven Fresh Bagels - six in a bag fer $1.79 Too high, too low, or just right?
Too low, Joe -- real price is $2.19
Joe-Joe-Made-It-Go dodged a dozen dodgeballs before Miss Tracie got hit in the face. How many balls did Joe dodge?
12 suckas!
Pogs
Brewer hates school, but he only has 5 days left before he can go home and hate summer. If a school day is 7 hours long, how many more hours does Brewer have to suffer?
35 hours
A Huffy 26" 18-speed women's mountain bike for $119.00 Too high, too low, or just right?
Whoa, too high. Real price is $98.00
What's the middle name?
A E N L N
Leann -- Loucks
m e r e p e a t
Repeat after me
A 12 OZ. package ov Maple Pork Sausage Links fer $2.85. Too high, too low, or just right?
My, my, my, even The Demon knows it be too high. Real price is $2.45
Cubillo's chromebook spent 2 full weeks in Google Prison for love-note violations during school.
How many day was the chromebook in prison?
14 days
Hungry Hungry Hippos
In 3 years at MMS, Granny dated about 2 dozen boys each year.
She officially broke up with half of them, so technically she's still married to the other half.
How many dudes is Granny still attached to?
36 - Whew!
A Tao Tronics window air conditioner -- 10,200 BTU -- that's your big boy for $189.00 Too high, too low, or just right?
Too low Jon Than -- real price is $262.42
What's the middle name?
N A N
Ann - Banks
L O F A L L I N G V E
Falling in love
A 16 OZ. can O' refried beans fer $1.99. Is it too high, too low, or just right?
To high, senorita! Real price is $.99 or like 1,000 pesos
Carlea and Luke celebrated his tortoise's birthday on Friday. He is now one century old.
How old is Luke's tortoise?
100 years old
Big Wheel, Dudette!
Zach fell asleep 1st hour and woke up in a parallel universe. In that universe, it was just Zach and his phone.
But when his phone rang once, one dozen more phones appeared there. When it rang a second time another dozen phones appeared.
If this pattern continues, how many new phones will there be after his phone rings 10 times?
120 phones, fool!
An Igloo 72-Quart Ice Chest Cooler, Baby, fer $175.00. Too high, too low, or just right?
Too high, Wahone. Real price is $144.00
What's the middle name? 6th grader
N S M O A
Mason - Charles Mason Loucks
V A D E R S
Space Invaders
A 1 lb. package of grass fed beef patties $6.99 Too high, too low, or just right?
Too high, Muchumbo! They're only $4.99
Nolan-san spent one whole minute almost crying yesterday.
How many seconds is that?
60
Speak and Spell
Prewitt owes 250 sentences to Miss Courtney on Friday.
Alex owes triple that amount.
How many sentences does the Alex owe?
750
An Onn 100-watt CD Stereo Boom Box fer $85.00 Too high, too low, or just right?
Just right, Grasshooper!
What's the middle name? 6th grader
S A M O H T
Thomas -- Don Giordano
R O O D
Back Door