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Round Z
100

Monroe Cannon

What is... this is a real name? In fact, its probably his most normal child name!

100

Ancient Tate Cannon

What is obviously fake? (I just thought the concept of naming a newborn baby "Ancient" is very funny and also kind of in character for Nick Cannon)

100

Halo Marie Cannon

what is real!

100

Lady Lyric Cannon

What is fake, but is kind of a cool name I think? Like, if he named a child this, I would think it is some of his best work!

100

Zen Cannon

What is reaL! (kind of an oxymoron too)?

200

Jessica Xo Cannon-Bell

What is fake? This is just a random name I thought of.

200

War Missile Cannon

What is also completely fake?

200

Chrysalis Strong Cannon

what is fake! Serving butterfly tho

200

Golden Sagon Cannon

What is... real!

200

Ark Zephyr Cannon

What is fake!

300

Moroccan Scott Cannon

What is Real! I believe this child is the twin of another Cannon child?

300

Onyx Ice Cole Cannon

What is Real?! And kind of cool lowkey, one of the most rad names (compared to a lot of his other child names, not names in general, yk?)

300

Rise Messiah Cannon

What is REAL! (Is this insinuating the child is the messiah? What kind of hubris...)

300

Timeless Margot Cannon

What is fake but was really funny to me?

300

Zion Mixolydian Cannon

What is... REAL? Imagine being named Zion Mixolydian, and having a sibling in the "normal" name category... wild!

400

Lacey Fame Cannon

What is fake? Very clearly fake. (except honestly? he would name a child Fame)

400

Wyld Fire Cannon

What is a fake name based on the famous horse-themed Michael Murphey song?

400

Powerful Queen Cannon

What is REAL!? Subtlety is dead with Nick. This kiddo is probably vibing

400

Saturday Kwame-Amma Cassiel Cannon

What is just the word "saturday" in four languages? Very fake!

400

Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon

WHAT IS REAL. THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY TO ME (And is one of the names that sparked this whole thing)

500

Kiara Heart Cannon

What is fake?

500

Superhero Boss Cannon

what is so obviously fake? Would make sense for him though!

500

Legendary Love Cannon

what is REAL?? Poor kid, honestly. The amount of jokes this kid must face about their "legendary love cannon" is terrifying, but also? if this wasn't a real child's life, this would have been so camp!!!!

500

Nickelodeon Sponsor Cannon

What is so obviously fake? (But would also kind of be a slay)

500

Zillion Heir Cannon

WHAT IS REAL! Like, this is so funny to me? Essentially just naming your child nepo baby??? Very iconic, very camp, but yikes for that child if they want to live a relatively normal life oops

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