Teacher Facts
My Student Said
My Teacher Said
Student Culture
Real Rapper or Fake Place
100
True or False Pre-K-12 teachers form the largest occupational group in the United States.
What is: True
100
How did student answer this question?
What is:
100
A Math teacher asks what is the answer to question number 19 then immediately gets upset at him/herself. Why does the teacher get upset.
What is: because she accidentally said the answer while trying to ask the question. Bonus Fact: This happens at Carstens 16 times a day?
100
Which is a real rapper on the billboard top 100?
Lil Blurry or Lil Eazzyy
What is: Either answer is correct! Both in the top 25
100
Michi-Gun
What is: A Fake Place
200
True or False May 8 is National Teacher Appreciation Day
What is False: its Actually May 7th
200
Teachers:
Says we have an assignment do in 6 weeks
Send Reminder to Parents at 5 weeks
Students share project ideas at 2 weeks
Send reminder to students 1 week before!
What does student say?
What is: Wait! we had something due tomorrow?
200
Student is silently mouthing/ pretending that their audio doesn't work but the teacher know that the audio works. How does the teacher know?
What is: because the student's parents are having a full discussion in the background! And the dog is barking!
True Story: But student didn't realize this because they are wearing headphones!
200
Student For Translate: If student says "You do too Much". What does that mean?
What is: You are an excellent teacher that goes above and beyond!
also accepted: My teacher is not paid enough for what you do!
200
Flo-rida
What is: A Rapper
300
True or False 94% of teachers buy school supplies using there own money?
What is: True
300
How did a student answer this question?
300
Student calls you and says their computer's audio works during class but never works during the morning meeting assembly. What does teacher say to help?
What is: tell your 4 brothers and sister who are sitting right next to you to unplug their headphones!
True Carstens Story
300
That is this a picture of?
What is: Teachers at the end of their virtual work day!
Also Accept: Zombies from Walking Dead Show
Or: People who took the Covid-19 vaccination
300
Juice World
What is: A Rapper
400
True or False: 20 % of teachers have an additional job on top of teaching
What is: False
30% of teacher have an additional job!
Trick Question
400
How did student answer this question?
400
The question that main office staff answers 100 times a day?
What is: When are we opening again?
400
Daniel Tiger a cartoon character that is based on What Children's show from your childhood?
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
400
Swiss Banks
What is: A Fake Place
500
True or False: 88% of American say their teachers have significantly impacted their lives
What is: True
500
Student Definition of BRB and Teacher Definition of BRB
What is: Be right back
and
Be right back in the same grade next year if you don't get back here and do your work.
500
This is why paranoid Carsten's teachers do not like stairs?
What is: Because they are always "up" to something!
500
Which Rapper owns a horse?
Megan the Stallion
MC Hammer
Little Nas X
What is: MC Hammer
Has a horse named "Dance Floor" that ran in the Kentucky Derby
500
French Montana
What is: A Rapper
