I’m small, I’m round, I spin all day,
I tell you if your gelt will stay. What am I?
👉 A dreidel
Im something that gives light but also gives privacy
what am i
window shades
what was the chanukah mirical.
the oil burned for 8 days
whats the real chanukah mirical?
whats the real chanukah mirical?
@mendel offical may be profettional that may be true but someone else is catching up that almost 4 time 2?
mendel hecht
Two siblings argue both day and night,
Their voices rise fast, they’re ready to fight.
When trouble appears, the blame’s not the same —
One’s always in trouble, one dodges the blame.
Who are these two, this duo of strife,
Where one gets punished and one lives the life?
chana [gets blamed]and leah [lives life]
chana is organized but _______ still has her levaler
mommy
This treat is eaten on Chanukah and magically leaves sugar everywhere mendel goes.
doughnut
Why don’t we give expensive gifts on Chanukah?
Because it’s the holiday of miracles, not credit card bills.
papa turns all 90% into 100% _______ turns a tap on the back into a terrorist attack
leah
I last for eight nights, but I’m not a vacation.
I shine really bright and need no explanation. What am I?
👉 A menorah
the oldest piece of chewing gum is _____ many years old
9,000
latkes wherennt always potato? what where they
cheese
Why do Jewish parents love Chanukah so much?
Because it’s the only holiday where kids get eight chances to behave.
Papa is messy but knows where everything is_____________ a neat freak and cant find the important things
mommy
i like to keep things for years and year and when there old i cry tears and tears and my mother whos is garbage fan just takes it right out of my hand to throw into the grabage. who am i
GOLDA
a __________ wiegh over 1000000 pounds
a clooud
where in the world is there a menorah made from lava?
iceland
What’s Leah’s real Chanukah miracle?
when chana goes to a friend for all 8 nights
Why did the fashionable parents skip the camping trip?
They only know how to do two things: arrive at the party just as it ends, and "accidentally" spoil their kids with way too many treats
I cause a stir both night and day,
But no one tells me “Stop that, hey!”
And one more thing, just so you know—
Cracking knuckles? Not my show.
leah
elaphents are pregnant for ______ months?
HINT: roughly 670 days-16, 072 hours
22
wher does it mention chanukah in the torah
no where
what does mommy call leahs latke toppings
loads of love.............................................................................................................................................................................AND DRAMA
saveing this for the last question
sing together driedel driedel driedel...
in all sieriousness thanks mommy and papa for making it the best chanukah yet!