CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS
Woodland destruction en masse.
What is chopping down a Christmas Tree?
Was recorded in 1994 and is still know today as the most played Christmas song of all time.
What is All I Want for Christmas Is You?
"Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people."
Who is an Angel of the Lord?
As cuddly as a cactus.
Who is The Grinch?
Christmas Day feasts consisting of none other than buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
What is Japan?
Sugary construction men, hard at work.
What is building a Gingerbread House?
“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” – Thurl Ravenscroft ,The singing voice of the Grinch, was also the voice of Which famous Cereal Mascot?
What is Frosted Flakes cereal mascot, Tony the Tiger?
"Where is he who has been born king of the Jews?"
Who are the Magi, or wise men?
Matthew 2:2
A cold hearted, Ill-mannered, penny-pincher.
Who is Ebenezer Scrooge?
On Christmas Eve, you may feel your tummy rumbling until you see a star. In this country families don’t start eating dinner until someone spots the very first star shining in the sky
What is Poland?
A potentially dangerous, yet colorful outdoor activity.
What is putting lights on the house?
This Christmas song was apart of a large scandal a couple Christmases ago due to "outdated lyrics"
What is Baby It's Cold Outside?
“Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb!
Who is Elizabeth?
Luke 1:42
Well dressed frigid masculine figure.
Who is Frosty The Snowman?
Finding the Pickle ornament hidden on your tree will earn you a bonus gift or lots of good fortune for the upcoming year.
What is Germany?
An uncommon use for flour on December 24th.
What is putting flour on the floor to track Santa?
“Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” and “Joy to the World” are two of the oldest English language Christmas hymns, originating in which century?
What is the 17th century or the 1700s?
"His mercy extends to those who fear him, from generation to generation."
Who is Mary?
Luke 1:50
An orthodontically obsessed, non traditional member of society.
Who is Hermy the Elf?
Giving books then spending the rest of the evening cozied up by a fire reading aloud and eating sweet treats.
What is Iceland?
A common cause of cooties this time of year.
What is kissing under the mistletoe?
The first song played in space! It was broadcast on 16 December 1965 during NASA’s Gemini 6A space flight.
What is Jingle Bells?
"For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace."
Who is Isaiah?
Isaiah 9:6-7
A seasonally depressed, extrospective, klutz.
Who is Charlie Brown?
It’s not all cakes and candy when it comes to Christmas—it’s all about apples. Gift-givers give entire packages of apples to loved ones for Christmas.
What is China?