Christmas Jokes
Where do mistletoes go to get famous?
Holly-wood
What was santa's favorite subject in school?
Chemis-tree
I can travel all around the world just like Santa Claus without ever leaving my corner. What am I?
A stamp
'Wait, there's myrrh...'
Who is santa's favorite singer?
Elfis Presley
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa sweeping the floor
The Christmas alphabet has noel
What do Christmas tree's get when they are I'll?
Tinselitis
What is red and white, red and white, and red and white again?
Santa rolling down the hill
What do you call a reindeer ghost?
A carib-boo
Why are Christmas Tree's so bad at knitting?
They drop their needles
What do you call Santa when he's broke and has no money?
Saint nickle-less
What do reindeer use to decorate their antlers?
Horn-aments
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A abdominable snowman
What did the male angel say to the incredibly good-looking female angel?
Halo there gorgeous