(All things syncope)
I took too much of my med today but haven't had enough to eat
Hypoglycemia
I am one of a kind and responsible for smell
CN I - Olfactory
Having fixed, false beliefs that are firmly maintained despite contradictory evidence (i.e. LeBron is the GOAT)
Delusional
The brain and spinal cord make me up
Central Nervous System
I am systemic unilateral weakness
Hemiparesis
I got up way too quick and woke up on the floor
Vagal Response - Reflex Syncope
I allow you to give someone the side eye
CN VI - Abducens
A decline in cognitive function (Memory, thinking, reasoning)
Dementia
I am the mailman that only delivers to the CNS
Afferent Neurons - Sensory
I am only temporary, my deficits go away on their own.
Transient Ischemic Attack
Things started to speed up, faster than what I could handle
Symptomatic Tachycardia
Some people say I have no taste because I'm not around
CN VII - Facial
A serious sudden and usually temporary state of severe confusion and reduced awareness of surroundings
Delerium
I am the parent to the sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous System
Autonomic Nervous System
I am a complete loss of unilateral function
Hemiplegia
It's not funny although LOL is a part of my problem
Beta Blocker
I represent the Rolling Stones iconic logo
CN XII - Hypoglossal

Decerebrate Posturing
I'm not centrally located but house everything else
Peripheral Nervous System
Michael J Fox and I are close, I am neurodegenerative in nature affecting mobility
Parkinson's
I move at a turtle's pace and cause you plenty of issues
Symptomatic Brady
I am the largest of my kind and sometimes referred to as a wanderer
CN X - Vagus Nerve

Decorticate Posturing
I'm a volunteer all the way and responsible for getting you from Point A to Point B
Somatic Nervous System
A chronic, auto immune disease where the myelin sheath is attacked
Multiple Sclerosis