Historical Dates
Nov. 2nd, 2024
The First Election
Tyrant
Ex-President Klaas
Red, Purple, and Green
The Isabellic, Earlisian, and Kevlican Parties' official colors, respectively
Isabella Klaas: on a regular basis (oou)
Threatens someone
Old Constitution: Name 1 amendment directly relating to Ex-President Klaas
Amendment I: Elimination of Taxation
Amendment III: Gregg's Clause
Amendment IX: The "Royal Selfie" Clause
May. 31st, 2025
The End
Nepotism
Isabellic Chair Klaas
Seocularism (n.) : original version
The precise removal, disassemblage, and eating of the eyes.
The Teacup Incident
New Constitution: The new name of the country
The Republic of Guildian State
Nov. 15th, 2024
The Teacup Incident
Mother Nature
Former Kevlican Chair Williams
Manusoccosis (n.)
Addiction to wearing socks on one's hands, commonly developed during Fête de Socca
The House of Crow Ambush
Under the assumption of his command of the Vacation Police, Former Kevlican Chair Williams rallied a task force and broke into the House of Crow, killing Ex-President Klaas and several others via extravagant means, even taking one person hostage
Old Constitution: Name 1 amendment directly relating to Former Kevlican Chair Williams
Amendment VI: Reestablishing the Homeless
Amendment XVII: "December 30th" Clause
Mar. 22nd, 2025
President Klaas' resignation
The Ghost of Pani Socca Past
Former Earlisian Chair Earls
"I present to you my masterpiece, a commentary on the political turmoil in this country[.]"
- Alexandra Moldanado 3/8/25
Former Kevlican Chair Williams' Elaborate Death
1. Heart attack from meat and potatoes
2. Fatally shot by The Chinchilla's host
3. Thrown into a container of meat and potatoes
4. Found with knife in arm
5. Blown up in ambulance by necromancers
6. Turned into a flesh puppet by Jim
7. Chopped into bite-sized pieces and thrown into a bonfire by Ex-President Klaas
8. Thrown into a vat of acid (in nuclear power plant) by Sigil members
9. Composted by President Hermassi (pre-presidency)
New Constitution: What is one safeguard for pre-constitutional adults?
Those in non-labor-intensive jobs may remain employed until Aug. 1st, 2025; those who have previously achieved at least a year of CP service beforehand may cite it to help maintain adulthood later
May. 14th, 2025
The Brotherhood fled the country
"Catzilla" ; "Laser Cat" ; "Hellcat" ; "The Destroyer of Worlds" ; "The Bringer of Ends" ; "Public Enemy Number One"
Felix
Crow
Bad Omen
State at least part of the decision of Republic of Guildian State v. Starri
Decision: The New Constitution was immediately made valid upon its ratification; the Acumenic Court is within its jurisdiction to function at the time of the court case; the election timer has already been reset since the impromptu election; the May election is invalid
New Constitution: What does the Communal Branch do?
Delegation of funds; regulation of business, education, and welfare ; manage legal forms