"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical"
Yogi Berra
What a duck does when it flies upside down
Quacks up
This invention became available to households in 1991
the internet
large feline
fat cat
horse
cart
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt"
Abraham Lincoln
What a spook rides at the amusement park
a roller ghoster
This late gadget to the home was introduced in 1977
the personal computer
authentic agreement
real deal
beauty
age
"Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
Albert Einstein
How do you get down off an elephant
you don't, you get down off a duck
This modern convenience was introduced in the 1840s
indoor plumbing
delayed friend
late mate
a fall
pride
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"
Muhammad Ali
When a piece of wood is like a king
when it's made into a ruler
This necessary lifesaver was invented at the turn of the 19th century
smoke alarms
smart men
wise guys
they hatch
count chickens
"If you want to change the world, go home and love your family"
Mother Teresa
What Goes up the chimney down and down the chimney down put not up or down the chimney up
Umbrella
This capability was only available in 50% of homes by 1925
electricity
female spin
girl twirl
a single step
a journey of a thousand miles