Animal
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What's a frogs favorite food?
French flies
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What bites but doesn't have teeth?
Frost
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
what do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
stuck
What do fries do when they meet after a long time?
they ketchup
Where do pirates get their hooks?
the second hand store.
Who is frostys favorite aunt?
Aunt Arctica
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
What is orange and sounds like parrot?
carrot
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them
What is the Mexican dish that snowman like?
Burrr-ito
What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blue
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They're always stuffed
How do you measure the weight of crackers?
In grahams
How can you spot a dogwood tree?
from its bark
where does the snowman get the weather report?
the winternet
why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ate 9
what do ducks put in their soup?
quackers
In which school do you learn how to make ice cream?
Sunday school
When does a normal joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
What are little snowmen called?
Chill-dren
What is the least spoken language?
Sign language