P.M.I. inspection procedure
What's the last "technician' procedure when finishing a P.M.I.
tool check, check paperwork for precision,
clean work area
What part creates hydraulic pressure?
(there may be several)
What is the power steering pump,
or
Hydraulic pump
transmission pump
high pressure fuel pump
engine oil pump
What would cause white smoke from an exhaust under acceleration?
What is engine coolant in a cylinder
IE; head gasket, cylinder wall crack, injector body failure
Why does your girlfriend think you spent your paycheck on?
TOOLS! DUH!!!
double loser- flowers and candy
What lubricant weight is typical for hub bearings?
What is 75W90
What is the "cut out" pressure for the air system?
What is 120-125 p.s.i.
bonus, what does p.s.i. stand for?
What's the most common part failure in the cooling system?
Whats the thermostat
What would blue smoke in any driving condition be caused from?
What is oil consumption.
What does a lesbian have in common with a technician?
What are "SNAP-ON TOOLS".....
What agency or agencies classify lubricants?
What is Society of automotive engineers
or
What is the American petroleum institute
What is the number one item that fails a PMI inspection in north america?
What is "lighting" or "braking system" wear\damage.
What single part failure would cause removal of an engine assy.?
What is a cracked block.
What happens to diesel fuel that is cooled below its "clouding point"?
What is Wax crystals begin to form and can cause fuel filters to plug
What is "R.T.F.M.' and acronym for?
Read the F**king Manual!!!
What lube classification would be most commonly used in differentials?
What is API-GL5
What does a PM-B include?
What is the same procedures as a PM-A
but it includes an oil change service.
What is the purpose of the "gladhands"
What is an air line coupling between tractor and trailer
What two types of diesel fuel commonly available in north america?
what is #1 and #2
(#1 is thinner and used in cold \arctic climates)
What did the ghetto battery say to the headlamp?
What is "Whats up OHMS".....
What are the "extra" qualities, additives in engine coolant for besides elevation of the boiling point?
system lubrication,
anti-corrosion,
purty colors......
What agency is responsible for "oos" (out of service) criteria?
What is the CVSA
bonus, what does CVSA stand for?
what is the oil called in an hvac system?
what is "P.A.G."
polyalkalyneglycoid
What would cause a "crank no start" ?
What is "low fuel level"
or
"plugged primary\secondary fuel filter"
What's the name of a spider that gives you an erection after being bitten?
What's a Brazilian wandering spider.
No, we aren't kidding....
What's the difference between DOT#3 brake fluid and DOT #5?
Dot #3 is standard hygroscopic fluid.
Dot #5 is synthetic.