Keep it Clean
What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?
A Sponge
Made of rubber and made to control making mistakes. What am I?
An Eraser
Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you are bored. Once you are married you are stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
A Ring
I go in hard but come out soft. I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?
Bubble Gum
What is 3 letter word starts with 'S' and ends with 'x' and has a vowel in the middle?
Six
What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun when it vibrates?
Tooth brush
What goes up, let’s out load and then goes back down?
Elevator
After you turn me on, I get hot. Im of no use until you screw me. If I'm not in tight, I could fall out. What am I?
Lightbulb
Name a word that’s 4 letters long ends in u-n-t and is used to refer to some women
Aunt
I vibrate when I'm on and warm stuff comes out of me when I'm done. What am I?
The Dryer
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Tommy Lee has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one at all. What am I?
A Last Name
I am the highlight of many dates. You and your partner like to put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
Bowling Ball
I am long. You put your tongue, lips and mouth on me. When you suck me, I squirt liquid in your mouth. What am I?
A Straw
What 4 letter word begins with 'F' and ends with 'k' and if you can't get it you can always just use your hands?
A Fork
Im usually white, sticky and better to spit than swallow. What am I?
Toothpaste
What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and everyone goes crazy over?
A $100 Bill
A Cell Phone
You wrap your lips around me tight and when you blow me I get bigger. The quicker you blow, the faster I enlarge. What am I?
A Balloon
What starts with "P" and ends with "orn" and is really popular in the movie industry?
Popcorn
You use fingers to put me on and take off. I am used for protection. What am I
Gloves
What gets longer when pulled, fits snuggly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly and works really when when jerked?
A Seatbelt
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
A Tent
I am long, thick and firm. I stay hard for days but when I get old, I get soft. What am I?
Cucumber
Starts with a 'V' and ends with an 'a' and they say it is "for lovers." What am I?
Virgina