Holidays Explained Poorly
A day when we feast on giant birds while pretending to enjoy awkward family reunions.
Thanksgiving
This aquatic character often gets angry at SpongeBob and Patrick for their antics.
Squidward
A large body of saltwater that covers most of the Earth’s surface.
Ocean
The word for a winter precipitation that falls in the form of white flakes.
S-N-O-W
This is the smallest planet in our solar system.
Mercury
A time to hang shiny stuff on a tree and argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes.
Christmas
This is the name of the Krusty Krab's competitor.
Chum Bucket
A person who entertains or provides amusement, especially through performance.
Entertainer
The word for a celestial body that orbits a planet.
M-O-O-N
This element on the periodic table has the chemical symbol ‘Au’.
Gold
A day where you buy overpriced heart-shaped stuff to show you care, or else!
Valentine's Day
SpongeBob’s favorite hobby, where he often gets into trouble. Jacob did this as a kid.
Blowing Bubbles
The act of moving from one place to another; a change of location.
Transportation
The word for the process of converting waste into usable materials.
R-E-C-Y-C-L-I-N-G
This is the deepest part of the world's oceans, located in the Pacific.
Mariana Trench
A day when everyone suddenly decides they have Irish roots to justify drinking too much.
St. Patrick's Day
This character is famous for saying "Mow"
Gary
The ability to move quickly and easily; agility.
Dexterity
The word for a tropical fruit with a spiky exterior and sweet interior, often used in piña coladas.
P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E
This Latin phrase means "seize the day."
Carpe Diem
A celebration where you blow stuff up and eat hot dogs while pretending to love your country.
Independence Day/4th of July
Finish the line, "These aren't pies, ____ _____"
they're bombs
A condition or state of affairs that exists in the world.
Situation
The word for a small, often brightly colored, flying insect known for its role in pollination.
H-U-M-M-I-N-G-B-I-R-D
This country is the largest producer of coffee in the world.
Brazil