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Draft Position & Quote
Draft Position & Quote
Selected 3rd overall in 1984
"The ceiling is the roof"
Michael Jordan
Your dactylion is at the tip of this phalanx
What is your middle finger
The dinos in Jurassic Park were cloned from dna found inside a mesquito fossilized in this substance
What is amber
Selected 1st overall in 2003
"Because I don't want anybody to know my identity. I'm like a superhero. Call me Basketballman"
Lebron James
A ferrule is a small metal fastener on one of these
What is a pencil
You can often distinguish a fossil from an regular rock by doing this test, if it sticks it's probably a fossil
What is the lick test
Selected 2nd overall in 2007
"Scarlett Johansen, I will drink your bath water...#random"
Kevin Durant
A person with a hairy glabella likely has one of these
What is a unibrow
This is a fossilized combination of lignin and silica, the silica spreads within the confines of the lignin cellular walls
What is petrified wood
Selected 1st overall in 1992
"I'm tired of hearing about money money money money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, and wear Reebok"
Shaq
You can use the peen of this tool to undo what the other end just did
What is a hammer
Both dinosaurs and modern day birds exhibit this post-mortem position caused by a variety of factors including muscle spasms, rigor mortis, and decay
What is a death pose
Selected 27th overall in 1986
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school, or college, where you learn 2 plus 2 is 10, or something"
Dennis Rodman
It's the little dot above an 'i' or a 'j'
What is a tittle
The oldest mammal in the fossil record is brasilodon quadrangularis, a small subterranean creature similar to this modern day mammal
What is a shrew (mole is fine)