Market Conduct Edition
The one thing every Market Conduct Team member secretly hopes to hear during an exam
What is "No further questions."?
The first troubleshooting technique known to humankind when your computer is not working.
Answer: What is turning it off and back on again?
The unofficial fuel of early-morning meetings.
Answer: What is Coffee? ☕
What you hear after asking, “Who owns this process?”
Answer: What is silence?
A finding, an action plan, 12 meetings, and six status reports later, this is still the objective.
What is closing the finding?
The five scariest words at 4:55 p.m.
Answer: What is “Do you have a minute?”
The magical day when your calendar unexpectedly has no meetings.
Answer: What is a miracle?
The Regulatory Affairs version of cardio.
Answer: What is chasing down responses before a deadline?
The most common cause of Regulatory Affairs stress.
What is competing deadlines?
The sentence that causes an entire meeting to go silent.
Answer: What is “Any volunteers?”
The professional term for staring at your computer while trying to remember what you were doing.
Answer: What is multitasking?
The three-letter acronym that means the work is definitely not over yet.
Answer: What is CAP?