My Word is my Bond
Non-metal + Non-metal
What are covalent bonds?
According to the octet rule, neon can make this many bonds.
What is 0?
Car tires are truly made of this many molecules.
I asked a chemist what he thought of jokes about oxygen and sulfur bonding. He said they're ______.
What is "SO-SO?"
NaCl
What is table salt?
Metal + Nonmetal
What are ionic bonds?
Carbon is required for something to be organic and is in everything considered alive! Part of the reason is because it hold this many bonds.
What are 4?
Mars is red because of a high quantity of iron oxide. We often simplify this term and call it this.
What is rust?
Why can't you tell Cesium a joke about water?
What is it explodes before the punchline?
MgSO₄
What is magnesium sulfate?
Metal + Metal
What are metallic bonds?
This family sounds pretty lame, but has been recorded as an oddity. It has been recorded having up to 6 bonds! Doesn't really match the name...
What is boron?
The Mpemba effect theorizes that hot water can do this much quicker than cold water because of the relationship between temperature and pressure.
What is freeze?
I keep trying to flirt with the periodic table, but all the good elements are either ____ or taken.
What is noble?
CO₂(s)
What is dry ice?
Polar molecules are characterized by a large difference in this force between two atoms.
What is electronegativity?
Notice the Periodic Table. These two side by side groups, due to their charges and size, have high flammability. One is in fact, required for most fires!
What is oxygen and nitrogen?
If you were to mix half a 1/2 L of alcohol and 1/2 L of water, the final product would be _________ than 1 L of alcohol.
What is less than?
How did a vacuum end its romantic relationship?
What is "I need some space?"
C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁
What is sucrose?
Metallic bonds personified would make excellent sailors in these murky seas.
What is a sea of electrons?
Due to this family's charge and position, they are known as the most reactive group on the Periodic Table.
What is alkali metals?
Water can turn to solid at 20 C (68 F) if it mixed with this gas.
What is methane?
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And ______
What is doesn't?
NaHCO₃
What is baking soda?