Call the Doctor!
Joe broke his arm skiing on this mountain
Okemo, Vermont
Joe starred in his own version of "Friday Night Lights" when he landed this first job
Synagogue light boy
TSA wasn't an issue when Nonna sent Joe back to medical school with this home-cooked delicacy
Frozen lasagna
Melted, charred, or on top of a veal cutlet, this sweet treat is one of Joe's favorites
Marshmallows
No lie detector needed — just look out for Joe's tell-all facial cue
Nose Flare
A slip on black ice while Joe was walking Toby resulted in this injury
Broken ribs
During his days as a pharmacist, Joe pushed these "beauties" to local drug dealers
Black Beauties
This breakfast of champions was Nonna's specialty before school
Marsala wine, raw egg, coffee, and sugar
Joe can't bear to change the channel when this man crush is on the screen
Kevin Costner
Bermuda, boxer, and cargo are different styles of Joe's favorite summer attire
Short Pants
Nonna used this 3-step remedy to repair Joe's broken foot
Newspaper, olive oil, and daily toe-pulling
Joe & Anthony served this McCalley's special when they worked together at the catering hall
Ginger ale, maraschino cherry juice and wine
Nonna passed these sweet treats from the back of the classroom to keep Joe in his school chair
Toostie Rolls
Joe & Anthony might not be the family singers, but this favorite tune always gets them to belt it
Red Rubber Ball
Joe hates to find these masked, nocturnal babies near his garbage pails
Raccoonettes
Joe would run laps in his wool school pants to remedy this injury
Broken leg
Joe regretted not inking himself with this island emblem and motto after graduating medical school
Palm tree with "Never Again"
Nonna enjoyed this adult beverage with Joe before passing out on Mother's Day
Whiskey sour
Joe is allegedly a master chef when it comes to this dish
Chicken cacciatore
Like many Italians, Joe loves to finish a meal with this steamed, frothy coffee drink
Cafe La-TEE