People
Canonical
Dates
Shenanigans
Locations
100

The founder of the Mallet Assembly

Who was John Blackburn?

100

This entity used to dwell in an oak tree

What is the Spirit of Marvin?

100

The creation of the Mallet Assembly

What was 1961?

100

The supposed siege weapon used to launch a coke machine into Palmer Lake

What is a trebuchet?

100

The scary railfan watcher location

What is Maxwell's Crossing?

200

The first African American SGA President

Who was Cleo Thomas?

200

A multi-year conflict set off by Luke Anthony's drunken rampage across campus

What were the Jobi Wars?

200

The Mallet Assembly was renamed to the Druid Collective

What was 2022?

200

The animal supposedly stolen from Delta Kappa Epsilon and is now mentioned in The Rules

What is a goat?

200

The abandoned 1927 Hospital Colony that is known by Malleteers to be haunted

What is Old Bryce/the Jemison Center?

300

The first female Malleteer to be in an officer position

Who was Kara Knepton?

300

This blue alien came down in a spaceship to to conquer Earth but ultimately decided to stay with the Mallet Assembly

Who is Noontar?

300

The year the Assembly was moved to Byrd Hall

What was 1971?

300

The landscaping addition to Byrd Hall that caused UA to bulldoze part of the beach

What is a waterfall?

300

This location used to serve beer and looked like, quote, “the most depressing Soviet apartment building possible, make it a hair more depressing”

What is the Ferguson Center (now called the Student Center)?

400

The Collective's current BOG Chair

Who is Dr. Seth Stewart?

400

A yearly game including the use of dart guns where many Malleteers/Druids "die"

What is War Games?

400

The year Cleo Thomas was elected SGA President

What was 1976?

400

In 1995, this was the Mallet B Team for sports

What were the Flaming Pimp Daddies?

400

This restaurant contains the so-called "Pedophile Booth", where a group of cops would routinely sit in the mid-90's

What is City Cafe?

500

The first woman to be admitted into the Mallet Assembly

Who was Ruth Hartley?

500

This song was played out the windows of Byrd Hall in retaliation for the Million Dollar Band taking up all the parking during practice

What is Ride of the Valkyries?

500

The date HRC emailed and informed President Darcy Jacobs that the Druid Collective will soon lose the Highlands C DR

What was October 29th, 2024?

500

What you say when you're eating with you "Meal Time Friends"

What is "Burking It Up"?

500

This bar, located in the basement of Byrd Hall, saw many a drunken Malleteer -- and its countertop is still in the organization's possession today

What was the Pink Flamingo Lounge?

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