Would you like a bag today
No thanks I’ll just carry the 20 items on my head
It’s gettin late
Nooo, really I thought it was 7 am
Is that blood?
Nooo, it’s ketchup
Did you get home safe?
No, I died a few times
Do you need food?
Nooo, I’m just gonna eat some air.
Did you fall?
Nooo, I attacked the ground
Are you doing the dishes?
Nooo, I’m playing with water.
I’d like to buy this cat food. Do you have a cat?
Nooo, I’m going to eat it myself.
Did you hurt yourself?
Nooo, do you want me to do it again.
Would you like like a refund.
Nooo, you can just keep my 2 thousand dollars.
It’s raining outside.
Nooo, really I thought it was a sprinkler.
I need your nail clippers. What for?
To slay a dragon
He just fell
Nooo, really I thought he was just trying to lick the ice.
I’m going to the cinema with my friends. To watch a movie?
Nooo, to stand outside and listen to it.