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100

What did the tree where to the pool party?

 Swimming trunks.

100

What's the difference between weather and climate? 

You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.

100

What did the little tree say to the big tree?

 Leaf me alone!

100

What kind of bow cannot be tied?

A rainbow.

100

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

 It was feeling green.


200

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

 You crack me up!

200

What kind of plants grow on your hand?

 Palm tree.

200

Why don't you pay for dead batteries?

 They’re free of charge.

200

Why couldn’t a flower ride a bike?

It lost its petals!

200

Why are people always tired on Earth Day?

Because they just finished a March.

300

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

 Thunderwear!

300

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

 You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.

300

Why are recycling bins optimistic?

 Because they’re full of cans.

300

What kind of hair do waves have?

Wavy!

300

How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

 It waves.

400

Why do tornadoes zigzag?

 They’re dizzy.

400
What is a tree's least favorite month?

Sep-timber!

400

How do trees get on the internet?

 They LOG in.

400

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? 

A spelling bee!

400

Why is grass so dangerous? 

 Because it’s full of blades.

500

Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?

Because she expected some change in the weather.

500

What's the biggest moth in the world?

 A mammoth!

500

Why did the farmer plant seeds in the pond?

It wanted a watermelon.

500

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global worming!

500

How do you cut a wave in half?

 Use a sea saw.

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