Mom Math
Mom's current age + Mom's amount of siblings
What is 42?
On the way back from here, Mom got violently carsick and threw up at a gas station
What is The Homestead?
Mom almost named Quincy this
What is Rutherford?
Always pronounce the final syllable
Who is SMMA?
Year Mom was born - Day of the month Mom started kindergarten
What is 1979?
Even though Campbell wasn't actually there, Mom threw up this chip in the car
What are Fritos?
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, _?
Who is Willis?
Blow your nose in the hallway
Who is Mrs. Klausen?
Mom threw up in one of these at Dr. Watson's office - even more puzzling as to why she likes rollercoasters
What is an elevator?
This is what she called Better than Bouillon after she violently threw it up
What is her "precious chicken broth"?
The Guardian of the English Language
Who is Mrs. Zolbe?
Amount of swim team wins Mom has รท Days since last pineapple juice
What is 0?
Mom almost left Campbell here after he went into the toothpaste aisle - coincidentally, it's also where Quincy fell down the escalator
What is Target?
Mom does this every time something breaks
What is a scream?
(aAAAAHh)
I am a child of God
Who is Monsenior Skenell?