Far jokes
den frisør som en kagemand har
Slikhår?
what my uncle said when his wife threatened to leave him because of his poker addiction
" I think you are bluffing"
what the thief got when he stole my calendar
12 months
hvordan få man en fisk til at svømme hurtigt
man tuner den
what my uncle said when a policeman told him he was looking for a man with one eye.
"use both eyes and you will find him quicker"
the situation where you choke on a hotdog
"wurst case scenario"
det en tømrer laver når han holder fri
lige hvad der passe ham (vaterpas)
the reason why my uncle takes Mexican anti anxiety medication
"Hispanic attacks"
the review which the best restaurant on the moon received
"great food but no atmosphere"
det far siger når datteren skriger "Far hører du overhovedet efter!!"
"Det er en underligt måde at starte en samtale på"
I said to my friend that I want to be a millionaire like my uncle, my friend asked "is he a millionaire?"
I answered ".........."
no but he'd like to be one too!
what Dad did when he went to the book store and saw a new book on sale called "How to solve 50 % of your problems"
he bought two of them
hvad bestiller får ved grillbaren
en mææææh det hele
the words my mother told me when I said I wanted to buy a motorbike just like my Uncle.
"you're not buying a motorcycle, your uncle died in a motorcycle crash, ...................
" you can have his motorbike."
what I said when my daughter said "Dad i'm freezing"
"stand in the corner it is 90 degrees over there"