brainrot
Tralalaleo _________
ttralala
wut lebron last name
james
how many ball in man
2
when Ryan biirthday
august 21
It doesn’t bend, it’s firm all the way through, and I put it in my mouth at least twice a day
toothbrush
what brainrot look like a log with a bat
tung tung sahur
who biggest crash out on cowgirls in nfl
gorge picken at my buttholee
how many bone
206
why rayn tiny dih
nOoOo poobirdy (puberty)
It’s firm, straight, and I grip it with both hands. If I lose control, things get messy fast
bycicle
what is the best number
67
what number yokich wear
15
how many teeth in adult teeth
32
y bald
caseer
t’s thick, rigid, and slides in tight—you really have to force it sometimes to make it fit
name 3 Italian brainrot (cannot include shark or stick with bat)
im not writing all at shi down
when world cup
2026
wut digestive system do
like break down food and nutrients and get rid of waste and stuff er whatever
wut gay
A. man luv man
B. woman luv woman
C man luv animal
D. rian
A and D
It’s long and narrow, and when I use it right, it gets everything wet
garden hose
how many eps of skib toilet are there
79 (counts if u get within 10)
how many game in MLB seaso n
162 within ( 10)
how baby made
hut dug in donut
y fat
Ryani is fat. I know dis cuz Ryann big back est eating all food since agust 21 1967 the day
he also became gay which latter heavily (hahah see what I did there? HEAVILY) impacted him
to N1663r. I am ashamed like his parents cuz his parents must be as Hamed since they have
obese failure and autistic donkey of a daughter with down syndrome that cant talk and freaking Minnie mouse which made him fatter. 2.
The Life and Times of Rian Roblison: The Legend of the Snack King"
If there were a kingdom made entirely of snacks, my 11-year-old cousin Rian Roblison would definitely be its ruler. Not because he asked for it—but because he earned it. They call him “The Snack King” for a reason. Whether it’s pizza rolls at midnight or a secret stash of gummy bears in his sock drawer (yes, we checked), Rian takes his snack game very seriously.
Now, some people might say Rian is a little... larger than life. And they’d be right. Rian doesn’t just enter a room—he arrives, like a walking vending machine with a charming smile and a bag of chips in each hand. He once ate an entire family-sized lasagna "just to see if he could." (Spoiler alert: he could.)
At school, he’s a legend. Not for his math skills—although his ability to calculate the number of cookies left in a jar is basically genius—but for his lunchtime trades. One time, he bartered a single slice of pizza for an entire tray of cafeteria desserts. Nobody knows how he does it. It’s probably magic.
But here’s the thing: behind the snacks and the snack-related nicknames, Rian is just Rian. He’s funny, clever, and can name every dinosaur in under 30 seconds. He may be “really fat” according to the school nurse’s scale, but to the rest of us, he’s just a really big heart in a slightly too-small hoodie.
So, whether he’s balancing a plate of nachos or explaining why nacho cheese is superior to all other sauces, Rian Roblison reminds us that heroes come in all shapes—and sometimes, those shapes are shaped like bean bags.
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"Rian Roblison: A Walking, Talking Snack Disaster"
Let me tell you about Rian Roblison. He's 11 years old, and he’s roughly the size of a small planet. If gravity had feelings, it would sue him. If snacks had a national defense system, it would be to keep Rian out. He doesn’t eat meals. He ends them.
You ever seen someone breathe heavier just from tying their shoes? Rian once got winded unzipping his backpack. His gym class nickname is “Emergency Break,” because whenever he runs, the earth slows down just a little. It’s not his fault, really—he’s basically made of 40% Capri Sun and 60% disappointment.
Once at lunch, he dropped a chicken nugget, screamed like someone shot him, and dove for it like it was the last lifeboat on the Titanic. The poor janitor’s still recovering. Rian doesn't walk through hallways—he rumbles. You hear the chip bags before you see him. If his stomach growls, animals stop and listen.
His favorite activity is sitting. His second favorite is sitting and eating. He treats chairs like they’re part of an endurance test—how long can they survive? Spoiler: not long. One time he sat on a beanbag and it just gave up. Exploded like a popcorn kernel.
But despite all that, there’s something weirdly impressive about how dedicated he is to being this fat. It’s not easy to eat an entire tray of brownies, two boxes of mac and cheese, and still ask what’s for dinner. That’s commitment. That’s Rian.
So, congrats to Rian Roblison—living proof that calories fear no one and sweat has never met him.
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t’s flat and hard, but I love laying on it and letting someone work my back
masage table