Number Jokes
What did the zero say to the 8?
Nice Belt!
Why do atheists have trouble with exponents?
They don't believe in higher powers!
Which snakes are good at math?
adders
Why can't you trust a math teacher?
They're always calculating
What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic formula.
Why is the number six so scared?
Because seven eight nine!
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
Why did the math book look so sad?
What did the math teacher say when his parrot escaped?
“Polygon.”
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
Why did 7 eat 9?
It heard you should have 3 squared meals every day.
Why should you never mention the number 2885?
Because it’s “two” gross.
What geometric shape removes spells and curses?
A hexagon.
Why do mathematicians like parks?
Because of all the natural logs.
What do you call a mathematician who spent all summer at the beach?
A tan gent.
What do you call a number that can’t sit still?
A roamin’ numeral!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe?
They’re all over c’s!
Why didn't the exponential function feel sick?
It was asymptote-matic.
Why didn't they serve beer at the math party?
Because you should never drink and derive.