Very Bad and Very Sad Math Jokes
Geometry Quiz
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Random Number Trivia
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What do you call a geometric shape that gets in a car crash?
A "Wrecked Angle"
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4 congruent sides of the same length and two pairs of congruent angles and I look like this
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G I R L N T A E
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What famous food company has the number 57 written on every label?
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Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney top
That's where you'll find me
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Why should you never waste your time arguing with a circle?
It would be pointless.
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I have a point on one end and an arrow on the other end. What is my name?
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O R N C A T F I
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What sport has a playing surface of 94 feet long and 50 feet wide?
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The old, but I'm not that old
Young, but I'm not that bold
And I don't think the world is sold
On just doin' what we're told
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Why can’t your nose grow to be 12 inches long?
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What tool is used to measure the degrees of an angle?
protractor
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U C L A L C E A T
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How many squares are there on a common checker/chessboard?
64 = 8 x 8
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Than the last four cold Decembers I recall
And I see my family every month
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Why did the brainy geometry student go to the corner of a cold room?
He knew it was 90 degrees in every corner
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How do geometry students have fun in the snow?
They make snow angles.
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P-M-I-Y-T-U-L-L
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How many keys are there on a full sized piano keyboard?
400
Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja
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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because, to the Romans, X was always 10
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At which point do two rays meet to form an angle?
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M E E N S G T
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How many ounces are in one gallon of milk?
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Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young
How come I'm never able to identify where it's coming from
I'd make a candle out of it if I ever found it
Try to sell it, never sell out of it, I'd probably only sell one
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Why is 69 so very afraid of 70?
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How many degrees are contained within any circle?
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N T N O C G U R E
Congruent
Congruent Symbol
≅
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Within 100 feet ...
How Tall is the world's tallest structure/building?
Height: 2,717′, 2,722′ to tip CTBUH
Floors: 163
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You think you got the best of me
Think you've had the last laugh
Bet you think that everything good is gone
Think you left me broken down
Think that I'll come running back
Baby, you don't know me, 'cause you're dead wrong
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Why 'd the two 4s refuse dinner?
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Name this shape
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R-I-P-M-S-S
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Fom the "foul line" to the "headpin" ....What is the distance of a bowling lane?
60 Feet
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If the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you
If the party was over and our time on Earth was through
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Grampa Simpson
