Jokes 1
What's cold, white and goes up
A VERY, VERY, CONFUSED SNOWFLAKE
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a ballon?
Becuase she will "LET IT GOOO 🥶
Why are frogs always so happy?
Becuase they eat whatever bugs them!
What is the capital of Washington
W
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like A-NUT
Where do horses go when they are sick
To the horse-pital
What is a little bear, with no teeth called?
A GUMMY BEAR 🐻
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
Becuase he was having a bad hare day
Why didn't the quarter roll down with the nickel
Becuase it had more cents *sense (if you do not get it)
What did the pig say on a hot day?
I'm Bacoan
Why can't a and be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it will be a foot! 🫱 🦶
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birth-Day
What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers
What did one strawberry say to the other?
If you were not so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Why did 4's skip dinner?
Becuase they already 8th!
Why did the tooldder toss the butter down the window?
So he could see a butter-fly
Why do magicians do so well in school?
Becuase they are good at trick questions
What do you call a bommerang which doesn't come back?
A stick
What's a cat's favorite colour?
PURRRRRR-PULE! 🟪
Why isn't there a clock in the liabary?
Becuase it tocks!
Why did the dog did so well in school?
Becuase he was the teacher's pet
What did the zero say to the eight
Nice belt""