A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks "How come you don't have a suitcase?"
The photon replies, “I’m traveling [this].”
What is "light"?
It's the job he struggles at.
What is stand-up comedian?
Name of the male character enjoying himself in this latterday disco scene.
Who is Rusty Griswold?
Old Testament lion tamer.
Who is Daniel?
It's where you get your kicks.
What is Route 66?
Device used for cooking meats pictured here.
What is a spit?
Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?
A: They make up [this].
What is "everything"?
When moviegoers first met this puppet in 1980's Empire Strikes Back, he was long retired from the force.
Who is Yoda?
An older and wiser Tony Manero hits the disco floor once again in this 1983 sequel.
What is Stayin Alive?
An infamous 1990s cult in Waco, Texas, were linked with this Christian movement known as the Branch [this].
What are Branch Davidians?
Her mommy was waiting for her in The Beatles' "Get Back."
Who is Loretta?
It's what ye olde cookbook is telling you to do when it commands you to "seethe."
What is boil?
Q: What did the thermometer say to the measuring cylinder?
A: “You may be graduated, but I have several [blank].”
What are degrees?
His profession.
What is a musician?
In a rare serious role, Mike Meyers plays the amoral owner of this iconic New York nightclub during the twilight of disco.
What is Studio 54?
Greek god of wine-making and partying.
Who is Dionysus?
Rhetorical question one asks if one's got rhythm, music, and one's man (or gal).
What is who could ask for anything more?
In Shakesepeare's Henry IV part 1, the merry Falstaff exclaims, "If sack and sugar be a fault, God help the wicked." This is what he means by "sack."
What is fortified wine?
Question: What fruit contains barium and double sodium?
Answer: [this]
What is BaNaNa?
His profession.
What is goatherd?
In 1998, Whit Stillman made a film about The Last Days of Disco -- and this is the name of any one of the three stars seen here.
Who are Kate Beckinsale, Chloë Sevigny, or Chris Eigeman?
Biblical hair stylist.
Who is Delilah?
Ethel Merman played the title character in this 1946 Irving Berlin musical.
What is Annie Get Your Gun?
In ye olde cooking, a "cheat" is a type of wholewheat bread in which this has been removed.
What is bran?
The category is . . .
The English Language
Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: A [this chemical element]
What is silicon?
This slapstick couple's main job for centuries has been to beat and humiliate each other for our entertainment.
Who are Punch and Judy?
The alliterative-titled "Disco --[this animal]" is routinely identified as the worst disco song of all time.
What is Disco Duck?
In Hinduism, it's the religious and moral law governing individual conduct.
What is Dharma?
Billy Ocean demanded we get out of this and get into this.
What is his dreams and his car?
This medieval term for "stuffing" later became the name for a type of a short dramatic piece that was "stuffed" with silliness and buffoonery.
What is farce?
According to most authorities, this is the most commonly used letter in the English language.
What is E?