Holiday Shenanigans
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Sportsmanship According to Dad
Who Else but the Gentiles?
Where did we come from? Where did we go?
100

This popular family song is sung every time Christmas lights are spotted in February

"Take Down Your Christmas Stuff"

100

What is Lucky Beans' FULL NAME (According to Alexa)

Lucky Gertrude Garbanzo Beans Gentile

100

This Pittsburg Penguin's star is the subject of one of Dad's hit songs entitled "____ is a little b****"

Sidney Crosby

100

This place is where partnerless socks are sent to be reunited with their match

The Orphan Sock Bin (OSB)

100

As we passed through this state, "Country Roads" was played no less than 20 times

West Virginia
200

This Holiday always results in a suspicious amount of cookies going "missing"

Christmas

200

The Gentile's Scientific name for Lucky Beans

Panthera Domesticus OR Luckyes Beansus

200

This phrase is often said by Dad whenever a player he doesn't like makes a minor mistake

"He should be cut [from the team] today!"

200

Whenever this phrase is said during dinner, the rest of the family drums on the table as loudly as possible

A tupperware has been emptied!!!

200

This Disney World ride was a favorite of Baby Christopher

It's A Small World (after all)

300

Which holiday is the most stressful for Mom and why?

Thanksgiving (the holiday is the meal)

300

Lucky is ineligible to be a show cat because he...

Has a deformed ear/Has the wrong eye color/He's a mutt

300

This phrase is shouted whenever the Rangers have to play defense for more than 2 seconds

"Get it out of there!!!"

300

The Gentile's version of Leftover Night

Empty the Fridge Night!!! 

300

This legendary Southern pancake joint has become a staple of Myrtle Beach trips

The Golden Griddle Pancake House

400

This beloved (and fragile) family ornament is very special to Dad and is always placed near the star

The Gentile Family Pinecone

400

This extremely specific speech is shouted whenever Dad finds Lucky on the kitchen table

Hey! You're not supposed to be up there! Get down from there!

400

This former Rangers player was hated by Dad, who often shouted "Do something ____! Anything!"

Kevin Hayes/Michael Delzatto

400

This semi-weekly pasta night is purposely misspelled on the Gentile family menu

Knorrs Knight

400

This trip got cancelled because 2020 happened

Cruise Ship Trip 2.0

500

September 23rd is often referred to as 

"Cake For Breakfast day" because we need the fridge room for Chris' cake

500

What is Lucky Beans' Birthday (as far as we know)

May 22, 2020

500

This college is often bashed by Dad's moving rendition of their fight song

Notre Dame "We never stagger, we never fall. We'll sober up on grain alcohol"

500

The correct response whenever we have leftover meat at dinner

Throw it in the Sauce!!!

500

This Cruise Ship transported the Gentiles on their most recent expidition

The Liberty of the Seas

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