Pop culture
Music
Miscellaneous
100
I'm all in! Poker players would love to measure this on their opponents. Especially if they wanted to measure if the building started leaning.
Tilt Meters
100
My neighbor B(UMP)s music so loud I will need these to measure if the utilities were displaced.
Utility Monitoring Points (UMP)
100
Taking a look into a reflection can provide a marker to monitor.
Reflection Monitoring Point
200
Fuhgeddaboutdit! These utilities are in too deep! They say its a legitimate business but will need this instrument to monitor them.
Deep Monitoring Point
200
"I would do anything for love but I won't do that!"
- Meat loaf
You can't make meatloaf without ground beef.
This geoinstrument monitors the settlement of the ground.
Ground Monitoring Points
200
This instrument detects lateral movement in the ground and provides the measurement in degrees.
Inclinometer
300
A story about water, pressure and instrumentation.
Piezometers
300
Under Pressure! With this instrument you can measure the force, pressure, tension, and weight from the deflection.
Strain Gauge.
300
If I had one of these to measure my outlook calendar instead of a tunnel it would tell you that I have too many convergences scheduled in one day.
Convergence Monitoring
400
Bill Gates' new line of laptops could be nailed to the ground to develop these displacement monitoring points.
Surface Monitoring Points
400
"Won't you take me to Funky Town!"
If it shimmies, shakes and might break it down, it can be monitored and quantified with these.
Geotechnical Instrumentation
400
This instrument can measure the crack over my heart that was made when I got dumped right before Valentines Day.
Crack Gauge