MASSACHUSETTS
When supporting a customer with services in Massachusetts, what are you legally required to do?
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
A Glove
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
What has hands but cannot clap?
Clock
True or False
Massachusetts customers may be eligible to cancel services or their account using the online portal.
True!
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
Zero.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
What if the Massachusetts customer purchased Internet services via sales, but added TV services online, can they cancel their account online?
Yes or No
NO!
This is called a "mix". Services that were purchased by sales and online cannot cancel their account online. You may only cancel the services you purchased online.
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat!
What's a single-digit number with no value?
ZERO
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Is Massachusetts a prorated state?
YES
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W!
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
What do you see once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May?
The letter "e."
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking.
How many months have 28 days?
Every month has 28 days.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.