It's All Riddles
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people on board are married.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
A Glove
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
What has hands but cannot clap?
Clock
In a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady, a 30-year-old policeman, a 52-year-old random woman, and the driver who is 65 years old. Who is the youngest?
The baby of the pregnant lady.
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
Zero.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat!
What's a single-digit number with no value?
ZERO
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Take off my skin — I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W!
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
What do you see once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May?
The letter "e."
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking.
How many months have 28 days?
Every month has 28 days.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.