MATH
JOKES
NAME THAT CANDY
ELA
WORD JUMBLE
100
WHAT IS 16+16?
32
100
WHY DON'T SCIENTISTS TRUST ATOMS?
Because they make up everything!
100
WHAT IS THIS?
M&M'S
100
CHOOSE THE CORRECT PRONOUN: THE GIFT WAS DIVIDED BY MY BROTHER AND ___.
I
100
UNSCRAMBLE THIS HALLOWEEN WORD: HOGST
GHOST
200
WHAT IS 96/3?
32
200
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES?
FSH!
200
WHAT IS THIS?
TWIZZLERS
200
FIND THE VERB: THE BUNNY RAN THROUGHOUT THE LAND
RAN
200
UNSCRAMBLE THIS HALLOWEEN WORD: UMMY
MUMMY
300
WHAT IS THE VOLUME OF A SPHERE?
4/3 PI R3
300
WHY DID THE BICYCLE FALL OVER?
BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED!
300
WHAT IS THIS?
SNICKERS
300
FIND THE SIMILE: THE HARES EARS WERE AS TALL AS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
AS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
300
UNSCRAMBLE THIS HALLOWEEN WORD: PIKUPMN
PUMPKIN
400
WHAT IS THE VOLUME OF A CYLINDER?
PI R2 H
400
I TOLD MY WIFE SHE WAS DRAWING HER EYEBROWS TOO HIGH.
SHE LOOKED SURPRISED!
400
WHAT IS THIS?
MILKY WAY
400
FIND THE HYPERBOLE: I have a million things to do before the weekend!
HAVING A MILLION THINGS TO DO.
400
UNSCRAMBLE THIS HALLOWEEN WORD: ORECTBO
OCTOBER
500
WHAT IS 164
16X16X16X16 or 65,536
500
A WOMAN WALKED INTO A DOCTORS OFFICE. SHE TELLS THE DOCTOR "I THIN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME" THE DOCTOR SAYS " OK WHAT ARE YOUR SYMPTOMS" THE WOMAN REPLIES "I KEEP SAYING "LIKE" EVERY TWO WORDS IN A SENTENCE." THE DOCTOR SAID "OK LET'S HEAR IT." "SAY THE BOY OPENED THE CUPBOARD." THE WOMAN REPLIED " LIKE, THE BOY, LIKE, OPENED, LIKE, THE, LIKE, CUPBOARD" "OH BOY" SAID THE DOCTOR" WHAT DID HE SAY NEXT?
"I'M AFRAID YOU ARE DIAGNOSED WITH AMERICAN-ITIST"
500
WHAT IS THIS?
DOTS
500
IS THIS AN ALLITERATION OR A METAPHOR?: BIG BEARS BOUNCE BOLDLY ACROSS THE BRIDGE
ALLITERATION
500
UNSCRAMBLE THIS HALLOWEEN WORD: CKITR
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