The sad number of times my favorite team, Northwestern men's basketball, has made the NCAA tournament
What is 3?
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This band released their debut album "Please Please Me" on March 22, 1963
Who are The Beatles?

A local Fifth Third branch's signage is uniquely in this color
What is red?
This is the image editing software used to insert Henry into a photo
What is Adobe PhotoChopp?
I helped the son of this Seinfeld actor carry a pizza 3 feet in diameter
Who is Jason Alexander (George Costanza)?
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The title of this John Hughes film, which features five high school students in different cliques, was borrowed from my high school's name for morning detention
What is "The Breakfast Club"?

This human will head the USS Enterprise sometime after their birth on March 22, 2233
Who is James Kirk?
One of my step sisters is dating Charlie Jones, a player on this Cincinnati sports team
Who are the Bengals?
Charlie had the 98yd kickoff return touchdown against the Bears this past season :(

This is the word for the biased information Henry spreads to promote his point of view
What is Choppaganda?
My PhD great-great-grandadvisor (advisor's advisor's advisor's advisor) founded this company globally known for its audio products
Who is Amar Bose?

Each year I try to go to GenCon, a convention in Indianapolis for fans of this
What are board games?
This annual sports tournament in Augusta, Georgia began on March 22, 1934
What are The Masters?

A majority of my collection of this game staple were manufactured minutes from CVG
What are playing cards?

Often confused with "trademark", this type of intellectual property protects any artistic, literary, or intellectual work created by Henry
What is Choppyright?
This Grammy-winning rapper and R&B artist with albums such as "Malibu" and "An Evening with Silk Sonic" performed at my step-sister's wedding

Who is Anderson .Paak?
This is a favorite video game where you play as a defense lawyer whose name happens to be an AIML bird
What is Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney?

This comedian born on March 22, 1971 is most famous for being a part of a duo in a Comedy Central series
Who is Keegan-Michael Key?

I saw this former mayor of Cincinnati (later turned TV personality) in a Lou Malnati's
Who is Jerry Springer?

This is the German word for Henry's lookalike
What is a Choppelganger?
The former speaker of the house for this U.S. state once hit me with a water balloon
What is Washington?

My favorite movie is from Don Hertzfeldt which depicts the human condition through a stick figure named Bill
What is "It's Such a Beautiful Day"?

The British Parliament passed this act on March 22, 1765, which levied taxes on American colonies
What is the Stamp Act?
I helped process an x-ray of "Still Life with Bread and Eggs", which is housed at the Cincinnati Art Museum and painted by this artist

Who is Paul Cezanne? (Source separation problem)

This is the name of the computer vision problem regarding estimation of pixel motion between two video frames of Henry
What is Chopptical flow?
This acronymic band, with hits "Shattered (Turn The Car Around)" and "Love And Memories", held a concert on the block where I grew up
Who is O.A.R.?
