Take My Black Card!
Apparently, this is the "blackest" fruit you can fall in love with and you are crazy if you don't enjoy this.
What is Watermelon?
Gaze for long period at others
What is stare?
At a nursery or daycare that's short staffed? Be prepared for this horrendous sound.
What is crying?
Digging for gold? One should always wash their hands after this disgusting activity
What is picking their nose?
Ate too much QDoba? Expect to hear and smell plenty of these.
What are farts?
If you love this day of the week, you are definitely not African American.
What is Monday?
Forcefully place balled hand on object or person repeatedly
What is punching?
Don't take a moment to glance down at your phone at a red light because before you know it, you'll hear this loud startling sound behind your vehicle.
What is a honk?
Mom just made a huge breakfast and she is calling the kids down to eat. No one responds.
What is ignoring?
Drank too much alcohol? I suggest you better be close to a toilet or bucket if you don't want to ruin anyone's throw rug
What is throw up?
Enjoying one or the both of these shows, apparently makes you the "Caucasian" of your friends group.
What is Seinfeld or Friends?
Could be spelled in two different ways depending on who it's coming from. You definitely don't want to use these type of "words" in a religious setting
What is cuss?
Ding Dong! Let's not expect this animal to not make this particular sound when the bell rings.
What is a bark?
Wondering if your kid will pay the electric bill this month due to this inconsiderate behavior? Think again.
What is, leaving all the electronics on?
Expect to release this throughout the day, especially if you keep yourself hydrated
What is urine?
Go ahead and just take my card, because I do not love that blank from blank.
What is Chicken from Popeyes?
One could describe this as very loud off key singing
What is screaming?
Someone trying to get their way, young or small, usually resorts to this soprano/falsetto like sound.
What is whining?
Call them a wire at times because they are definitely listening and repeating things back to the wrong people.
Feeling a bit sleepy? This action is said to be contagious
What is a yawn?
This is the Caucasian version of Cash Money Millionare Juvenile's "Back That Thang Up."
What is Don't Stop Believin
You don't have to be Mike Tyson to want to do this when you're extremely upset
What is fight?
To continue talking while you are yawning
What is Yalking?
Don't try to engage in an important conversation with a friend or colleague. Your little ones are sure to do this multiple times.
What is interrupting?
Indigestion? Fullness? Expect this to happen
What is a burp?