Apocryphal Stories
Jed attended this summer retreat as a teenager where he supposedly hit a grand slam and kissed a girl (sorry mom).
What is camp teepee?
His most adventurous order at an Italian restaurant.
What is spaghetti and meatballs?
This is another term for the jolly insulation commonly found on the belly.
What is gosh?
This uplifting concoction will give you a jolt as you admire the "highbrow" art.
What is Jazz Band Java?
When Kelly is out of town, this was the most common dinner Jed "cooked".
What is a microwaved quesadilla? (with a big cheesey glob in one spot)
It is a hot summer day in Fairfield, so Jed reaches for this cold dessert.
What is an orange creamsicle?
What could have been! Before his doctoral role, Jed's teenage band of this name could have really knocked you out of the kitchen.
What is Pots and Pans?
This trio of knuckleheads inspired Jed's schticks.
Who are the three stooges?
This family member had super human strength. So much so he could tighten pipes with his bare hands.
Who is Zayde?
OK he won't actually eat this, instead he will fling this soggy creation under his elementary school teacher's desk.
What is a fried egg sandwich?
Jed uttered this not-so-playful rejoinder in an attempt to redeem a full discount.
What is "TOTAL COUPON"?
It's the early 90s and Jed orders this at McDonalds as an attempt to eat something "healthy".
What is the McLean Deluxe?