Laundry List
Zohreh, Jeffrey’s tailor, is also the tailor for this New York sports team, who are currently playing in the World Series
Who are the Yankees?
Upon tasting most foods, Jeffrey's first comment is usually that there is too much of this
What is salt?
Better known as “Jeffrey’s upstairs neighbor”, this rocker is still “Livin' on a prayer”
Who is Jon Bon Jovi?
Jeffrey visited the south of this country on a teen tour when he was in high school. Bonjour!
Where is France?
This brand’s two most prominent spokespeople are Jeffrey and some guy named Novak Djokovic
What is Lacoste?
This ingredient, considered by jeffrey to be essential in any good chicken soup, is also embroiled in an election financing scandal involving New York mayor Eric Adams
What is Turkey?
This movie, a recent favorite of Jeffrey’s, stars Glen Powell, and teaches some questionable lessons about the morality of murder
What is Hitman?
This city, capital of the happiest country on earth, was Jeffrey’s most requested trip until the Melameds finally went in December 2023
Where is Copenhagen?
This mountainous region straddles Chile and Argentina and also makes Jeffrey’s infamous quarter zip
Where is Patagonia?
This city is home to Jeffrey’s favorite pizza place and a university with the motto Lux et veritas
Where is New Haven?
This singer, the artist behind a song you may hear Jeffrey singing in the shower, is also known for her starring role, both acting and singing, in “The Bodyguard”
Who is Whitney Houston?
At this ski resort, home of the largest vertical drop in New England, Jeffrey, Jakob, and their friends were trapped by a historic snowstorm and forced to stay another day.
Where is Killington?
While boating on a lake in Bavaria at the age of 8, Jeffrey’s eyes popped out at the sight of these, notably missing this category
What are naked women?
This Greek staple, Jeffrey’s one request for the menu this evening, would not be eaten by either the Moseleys or Maddy, though for different reasons
What is tzatziki?
Jeffrey requires intense this before doing the dishes, which most people only do before exercise to prevent injury or muscle soreness
What is stretching?
30 years ago at Camp Robin Hood, Jeffrey did not do this one single time all summer, a daily activity for most people
What is showering?
This item of clothing, also associated with formal events and dapper gentlemen, is Jeffrey’s dream purchase from avant-garde designer Rick Owens
What is a vest?
This French soup is, contrary to popular belief, not traditionally made with shellfish. It is also Jeffrey’s favorite meal that Max has ever made (only once!)
What is bouillabaisse?
Known for interviewing characters as diverse as former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, NBA coach Steve Kerr, and MIT professor Noam Chomsky, this “journalist” is probably Jeffrey’s most quoted
Who is Ali G (also acceptable: Sacha Baron Cohen)?
This country, home to viral hippo sensation Moo Deng, was also the site of a storied trip taken by Jeffrey and Jakob in the early 90s
Where is Thailand?