THE TV TITLE CHARACTER SPEAKS
PICTURE/BOOK
EXPENSIVE FOODS
RIP GAHNA
HETERONYMS
WHO'S THAT POKÉMON
WORDS BEFORE WORDS
HOW MUCH A DOLLA COST?
GO GET "EM"
WUDDA COUNTRY WALTUH?
FINAL JEOPARDY!!
100

"Guilty of being the god of mischief? Yes. guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes"

Loki - Loki

100

The Great Gatsby

100

From animals reared & fed according to strict guidelines, the Wagyu variety of this meat can set you back $75 for a 4-ounce serving

Beef

100

Pokémon Intro

100

A physical thing & to express disapproval

object [ob-JECT] or object [OB-ject]

100

Clefairy

100

Bean,
market,
widow

Black

100

$10.99

100

DOUBLE JEOPARDY
In other words, to hug

Embrace

100

C...a

Canada, China, Colombia, Cambodia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Croatia

100

Naked MINIONS, covered only in seaweed, follow the Evil

Amphibian onto the shore.

NARRATOR (V.O.)

Minions. Minions have been on this

planet far longer than we have.

They go by many names...Dave,

Carl...Paul...Mike...

One naked Minion notices that he has no seaweed and grabs two

starfish from the water, which he places strategically on his

chest.

NARRATOR (V.O.)

...oh, that one is Norbert. He’s

an idiot.

The Minions walk on.

NARRATOR (V.O.)

They’re all different, but they all

share the same goal.


A giant T-REX smashes the Evil Amphibian.

NARRATOR (V.O.)

To serve the most despicable master

they could find.

A Minion points to the T-Rex, excited---

EXCITED MINION

Boss!

The T-Rex ROARS.

EXT: PREHISTORIC PLAINS - LATER3 3

The T-Rex walks along, followed by a group of Minions.

Numerous Minions ride on top of him, scratching his back and

scrubbing his head.

NARRATOR (V.O)

Making their master happy was the

tribe’s very reason for existence.

That’s not to say that they didn’t

have OTHER passions....

Two Minions notice bananas growing on a bush.

MINION 1

Oh, hey! Looka! C’est un banono! 

LITERARY ANIMALS

200

This psychiatrist liked his brother's wife "from a distance... like the Sun. Maris is like the Sun. Except without the warmth"

Frasier - Frasier

200

The Kite Runner

200

One of these bivalve mollusks from Coffin Bay, Australia can weigh over 2 pounds & sell for $100

Oysters

200

Erased Intro

200

To feel bitter & transmitted again

resent [RE-sent] or resent [re-SENT]

200

Wartortle

200

Climbing,
salt,
star

Rock

200

ON SALE $34.99 (Reg $53.99)

200


These fiery remnants can travel over a mile in the wind & start new fires

Embers

200

S...n

Sudan, Spain, Sweden, South Sudan

200

This children's book character, introduced in 1926 & a friend of the title creature, gets his name from the sound he might make

Eeyore

300

"I can kill a man, dismember his body, & be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure..."

Dexter - Dexter

300

CAN'T SKIP

Fahrenheit 451

300

DOUBLE JEOPARDY
At only one farm in Sweden, cheese is made from the milk of this largest deer, known as elk over there

Moose

300

Record of Ragnarok Outro

300

Something that pulls a vehicle behind it & a tall, narrow building

a tower [TOE-ur] & a tower [TAU-ur]

300

Dewgong

300

Carpet,
saucer,
colors

Flying

300

$40

300

That shitty Nintendo game with the twinks Faateh likes

Fire Emblem

300

G...a

Gambia, Georgia, Ghana, Grenada, Guinea, Guyana

400

“Well, I’m glad you kids are excited, because I am going to kill myself.”

Bob - Bob's Burgers

400

The Odyssey

400


Noted for its sweet aroma & with a name originally from Arabic, this exotic spice can cost thousands of dollars per pound

Saffron

400


FMAB Outro

400

Closely packed together & a small makeup case

compact [com-PACT] or a compact [COM-pact]

400


400

Clip,
towel,
money

Paper

400

$89.99

400

CAN'T SKIP
It's the crime of using money or property entrusted to you for your own use

Embezzlement

400

CAN'T SKIP
E...a

Estonia, Eritrea, Ethiopia

500

DOUBLE JEOPARDY
This physician: "I need 36 vicodin & change for a dollar"

House - House

500

To Kill a Mockingbird

500

The Yubari King type of these gourd fruits are dazzlingly sweet & sometimes go for $5,000 or more each

Melons

500

DAILY DOUBLE

Classroom of the Elite Intro

500

DOUBLE JEOPARDY
A burrowing insectivore & a Mexican cooking sauce

a mole [mōl] & mole [MOH-lay]

500

Probopass

500

Winter,
family,
option

Nuclear

500

$500

500

This type of evidence is based on observation or experimentation

Empirical evidence

500

T...n

Tajikistan, Turkmenistan

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