Time to self-help yourself & finish the 1936 book title "How to Win Friends &"..
Influence people
Data in the form of words
Text
Jockey Eddie Arcaro was the first to win this Louisville race 5 times
Kentucky Derby
You freaked me out by saying I had sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia instead of just calling it a this treat "headache"!
A website for this annual German event lists stats like visitors: 7.2 million & foiled mug thefts: 111,000
In the 1600s, you could have this kind of ship's captain, who was no use in storms; now we talk mostly about this kind of friend
A fair-weather friend
The highest part of something, especially one forming a point
An apex
It's the intentionally, even gleefully destructive contest seen here

Demolition Derby
Somniloquy is talking while doing this, & while I'm not a doctor like you, I don't think it requires an EEG
Sleeping
Each year more than a million people hit the Cordão da Bola Preta ("cord of the black ball") to party at the center of this city
Rio De Janeiro
Promoting peace & human rights since 1917, the American Friends Service Committee is guided by the principles of this religious group
The quakers
To persuade gently & persistently
To coax
This skating contact sport is finding new life in recent years with current leagues & teams like the Liberty Belles & Hollywood Scarlets
Roller Derby
Uh, doc, my heart's fine; paronychia is just an infection around this condition of loose or torn skin in the cuticle area
A hangnail
Check out Loy Krathong, the festival of lights, held in places like Chiang Mai & Ayutthaya in this nation
Thailand
The Druzhba ("Friendship") one of these takes millions of barrels from Russian oil fields to European refineries
a pipeline
This feline carnivore is found in the northern climates of Eurasia & North America
a lynx
In the 19th century Edward Stanley, the 14th Earl of Derby, was British prime minister 3 times as a leader of this political party
The Tory Party
All due respect, Dr., I don't have leprosy! Ephelides sounds bad but they're these flat patches of pigment under the skin
Freckles
An article about these 2-word parties gone wrong included one dad-to-be causing $8 million in damages in a Tucson fire
A gender reveal
Embroidery floss is the traditional material to make these, popular in the 1980s & still
A friendship bracelet
French word for a mixture of butter & flour used to make sauces
A roux
Teddy's daughter, Ethel Roosevelt Derby helped preserve his legacy & was known as "The Queen of" this Long Island ba
Oyster Bay
It's true my eructation has lasted more than 4 hours, but it only means I'm doing this; I did have a lot of beer & soda
Cool party, man... Ray Charles was on the bill in 1980 for this north-of-the-border city's first jazz festival
Montreal