Uhnimuls
When were Polar bears discovered?
(silence)
Where were French fries invented?
Germany’s basement
Who was the first president?
Ewan muysk
Who is the current President?
Cawtr Kilspak
What color is orange?
Downold twamp
How did the dinosaurs go extinct?
The cone of shame
Can you eat rock?
Medium well pwease…
Who is Gorge Washington?
Winner of season 7 of the “ Great British Baking Show”.
When was the united states founded?
Yesterday at 2a.m.
Are gloves good for your hands?
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
How do you tame a cat?
Pickles and tickles
What will happen if you don’t eat potatoes?
You’ll end up with a life of drugs and prison
What world changing event occurred in 1560?
Uncle Jeff was born
How old is the president?
He has no age?
Was the water cold yesterday?
uuummm and I quote “Shut up Braxton, it’s bad” end quote
What Color are tigers?
dumb question, tigers don’t exist
How many calories are in a corndog?
Michael Jackson
How old was Abraham Lincoln When he died?
Approximately 4 and a half
Who is the governor
of California?
Taylor swift’s cats
Finish the line “ I think I’ll try defying _____ !”
Gravy
What do fish eat?
The souls of the innocent
Who invented the s’more?
Some dude from Florida
Who was Johny Apple seed?
My local librarian
What day was Pearl Harbor?
No
How do light switches work?
The little man living in my ceiling