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100

Why is a cheetah bad at hide and seek?

Because it always gets spotted!

100

Why was 10 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9! Or you can say 7 ate 9!

100

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we're both nuts!

100

What kind of room has no doors and windows?

A MUSHROOM!

100

What goes up and never comes down?

YOUR AGE!

200

Where do ants like to eat?

At a restaur-ant 

200

What runs around the whole yard but doesn't move?

A FENCE!

200

If I have 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other what would I have?

BIG HANDS!

200

Why can't you play basketball with pigs?

Because they will always HOG the ball!

200

If you touch me you turn red! Who am I?

FIRE!

300

Where do fishes keep their money?

At a riverbank!

300

What has six faces, does not wear makeup, has 21 eyes, but cannot see?

A die (Dice)

300

What do you call a sad coffee?

Depresso!

300

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the captain was on deck!

300

What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?

YOUR NAME!

400

Where do crocodiles like to cook in? 

IN A CROCK-POT!

400

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

A PENNY!

400

What did the grapes say when they were sat on?

Nothing they just whined!

400
What makes two people out of one?

A MIRROR!

400

What has four eyes but can't see anything?

Mississippi!

500

What kind of key can't open a door?

A donkey or turkey!
500

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

FOOTSTEPS!

500

Why can't you tell an egg a joke?

Cause it will crack up!

500

Why us Europe like a frying pan?

Because it has Greece at the bottom!

500

I am white when I'm dirty and black when I'm clean what am I?

A blackboard!

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