Baseball
This is the base after 1st base and before 3rd base
This southeast Wisconsin town is the home of Jordan's house
Racine
While wielding a hedge trimmer, Jordan would have lost a finger if not for one of these hand-protective coverings used in various activities, designed to provide a barrier and enhance grip while allowing manual dexterity.
A glove
One of Jordan's favorite places to sleep, it's like a chair but really long. It can even seat multiple people at once
A Couch
This dozen may be a baker's delight. What is the numerical answer to this conundrum?
12
When homie hits the ball and his homie on base scores, the hitter is attributed one of these:
RBI
The Grand Canyon
The Head
I swear there's no hidden meaning to this, but Jordan's favorite cool temperature is this wacky number
69
This is the number of players on a soccer team
11
The lower this pitching stat is the better, the boys downtown call it ERA, it stands for:
Earned Run Average
This silly city was built with a bunch of hills! Jordan went here once and was like "hey this is pretty cool" it's really colorful too! It's also where the show full house takes place, I've seen a few episodes of that!!
San Francisco
In middle school Jordan was playing on a play set and he fell and cut the front part of the lower leg, between the knee and the ankle where the tibia bone is located. This section is affectionately referred to as
The Shin
I really dislike this fermented dairy condiment popular in Mexican food and many other dishes. But if they put it on my food when I asked them not to I'm too chill to tell them they messed up
Sour Cream
In our solar system, the number of planets that are not gas giants
The position Jord played back in his prime (6th grade), he made some electric plays out there man.
Left Field
Surprise Limerick clue!
In a bullseye's embrace, shopping's a dance, A red beacon guiding each glance. From home to apparel, In aisles that are aerial, It's where bargains and choices enhance.
Target
I can still see his face now, after getting my finger stuck in a conveyor belt at this barnyard animal themed grocery store, a mysterious man pulled my finger out to prevent further injury. bonus points if you can say the slogan
Piggly Wiggly (there aren't bonus points in Jeopardy)
I'm feeling so chill I'm not even gonna follow the rules of the category. You know what let's just have a race, the answer to this one is just "corn nuts"
corn nuts
The standard number of fingers + the standard number of toes + the number of frames in bowling. Add those and divide it by 3
10
This baseball team is stupid and their name and city mean the same thing if you translate the city name to English
The Los Angeles Angels (The The Angels Angels)
Haha! You got tricked! This is a trick clue you fool, just guess a city in Wisconsin and maybe you'll get lucky. Jord was here once but only for 30 minutes
Minocqua
New Berlin
Jordan has a sick pair of children's sunglasses that he bought at the zoo in this southern state that is kinda like another state also in the south
South Carolina
This number is the cube root of 512
8