Food
Dogs
sports
Fashion
movies
100

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

You never see rabbits wearing glasses

100

What do you get if you cross a marigold with a sheepdog?

A collie-flower!

100

What is a cheerleaders favorite color?

Yeller

100

What popstar makes a rapid onstage wardrobe changes?

Taylor Swift

100

What is a orphan's favorite movie

Home Alone

200

Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will. What am I?

An onion

200

What kind of dog is always on time?

A watchdog!

200

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Because of all the racquets

200

What do you call a sweater that was blown away by wind?

A-cardi gone

200

Why did someone lose there job at Pixar Cinema?

They forgot to show Up.

300

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

A ear of corn

300

What breed of dog loves living in the Big Apple?

A New Yorkie!

300

What is a Cheerleaders favorite food?

Cheerios

300

Why are skinny jeans so trendy?

I can't get into them.

300

What do you call a cow at the cinema?

A moovie fan

400

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes

400

What do a tree and a dog have in common?

Lots of Bark!

400

Two silk worms had a race. Who won?

Neither, it was a tie

400

What to you call a jacket that catches on fire?

A blazer

400

Have you seen the latest pirate movie out in the cinemas?

It's rated aRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

500

Why do basketball players love dounts?

Because they dunk them 

500

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet! 

500

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Because she was always running away from the ball

500

What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address

500

What do enthusiasts and indie guys have in common?

Tudor Cinema Club

Click to zoom
M
e
n
u