Misc. Facts
About Layne
The Enneagram
Values
100
On what day was Layne born?
I have seen the birth of this creation. All of time, and your self-claimed revolutionary existence has only witnessed 0.08% of it so far. Your lives are but a fraction of an atom of a grain of sand, passing through the neck of an hourglass. And by the time you fall, just another grain lands before your name is entirely forgotten. You have so little time to comprehend the workings of your own universe--and you waste it on asking such trivial questions.
100
How many basic types (not including wings or instinctual variants) are in the Enneagram?
9.
100
What occupation is Layne's sister in?
Lawyer she's a lawyer and she graduated law school with five honorary awards and she got sworn in as an attorney at 25 and she's a public defender in criminal law and she's so cool
200
What are Layne's hobbies
School.
300
What is entropy/why is entropy so cool
- Origin of life
- Origin of time
- Chaos
- Order
- Literally everything it's so cool
300
How many people has Layne (genuinely) friendzoned
+100 points per description of instance
1) Online friend for two years (genshin)
2) Toxic summer fling
3) In-person school friend for four years (no I could not tell the entirety of that timeline)
4) #3's friend
5) whump
300
What does Layne think regarding Truth (tallies determined by relevant points made)?
LAYNE should know everything about everything and no secrets should be kept from Layne. Layne will keep no secrets from others in return unless he deems their reaction unnecessary. Layne does NOT lie, only finds loopholes.
400
Name up to 5 of Layne's fantasized biological fathers. Each (correct) man named is worth 100 points.
(Hint: they are all real people.)
1) Stephen West (Host of Philosophize This!)
2) Tom Lehrer (Satirical singer-songwriter and Harvard mathematics professor)
3) Cody Harris/Josiah Goff (Hosts of The Enneagram Five podcast)
4) Alex Kapranos (Lead singer/songwriter of Franz Ferdinand)
500
On what date was Scrappy Doo gunned down on the streets of Brazil by a rival drug cartel?
March 10th, 1983
500
Why am I like this